One thing you'll learn about me pretty quick? I do nicknames. Deal with it, honey.
We're all mad here, then. No, seriously, it's actually an option. And at least half the Sams around here are batshit insane to start with, so it's not that far off to think maybe we all are. But apparently crazy is the only game in town. Literally, there's no one here but the people who pop in from other realities.