So, as awesome as Penny's whole coffee experiments have been (and as sure as I am that she's got a future working for Starkbucks experimenting to make new flavors) when do we get to go home?

I'd rather not get beaten with a toaster, y'know what I mean? I'm sure dad's worrying and nobody wants mom to burn shit down on accident worrying either.

Has anyone seen Clark yet?

If he got home maybe he told people about us or whatever?

Also, I'm bored.

Any new developments? Have any of our parents showed up yet...?

[Jenna]
Yo Mama Jedi, you wanna take Stark duty for a little bit? I've been trying to subtly hover because he's so little but I could use a break.

[James]
Hanging in there? Feel like going flying with me? I'll show you what I meant about the woods.

[ooc: added in later]

[Ash]
Why are cute boys stupid?

Hey, some of them are going to the arcade later and, miracle of miracles, I've been invited. You wanna come with?

I don't like this place. I want to go home.