Title: Porridge and Baked Beans on Toast Author:enchanted_jae Characters: Harry/Draco; Lucius/Narcissa Rating: PG Warning(s): Snark Word count: 505 Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit. Author's note: Written for the current awdt prompt, in which the story must contain baked beans on toast. This is also for Challenge #5 at harrylovesdraco, which is "Oh my God! The look on your face was priceless!" Summary: Lucius and Narcissa are coming to dinner; Draco is a nervous wreck, and Harry is cracking jokes.