Welcome to Halloween Town!

Alright...after a little exploring I decided it might not be horrible. It's not Mystic Falls but that might be a good thing.

Oh, the Mortuary is just lovely. I find I'm quite enjoying this location change.

For those I did not yet meet, my name is Emily.

[Locked to the Trio]

Jack says he wants us to be very helpful and kindhearted this year.

Giving them extended tours of the deepest part of the forest and letting them find their way back is helpful, right?

Name's Van Helsing.

Don't make any trouble while you're here.

I think I broke Harry Potter

Okay, so besides the whole displacement thing, this place is actually pretty freaking cool. There's a lot of interesting people to meet, so hi, everyone. I'm Allison Argent. Pretty much a normal human; lacking any sort of supernatural powers, but really good with a bow and arrow when the need arises.

Anyway, it's nice to meet any/all of you.

Hello, guests! I hope everyone's settled in. Isn't Halloween Town beautiful this time of year? The falling leaves, the blood-red sunsets, the spider webs shining so beautifully in the moonlight!

I have an exciting announcement to make, if you'll care to lend an ear! Every year, the residents of Halloween Town have a broom race, and this year, the residents have kindly agreed to open up participation to you. Just let me know here if you're interested; while we'll allow anyone to sign up, it's not a simple course! Last year alone there were three beheadings - crazy! So I suggest that if you don't have experience with brooms, it might be best to cheer your friends on from the ground.

Brooms will be provided, of course! The race is next week. Make sure you practice, practice, practice! Oh! And before I forget - please let me know if you have any medical experience. We usually need that!

Only 28 days left until Halloween!

[ Warded to Lock, Shock, and Barrel ]

And I would hope this goes without saying, but I want none of your usual troublemaking this year! We're not going to have a repeat of last year's mess, do you understand? You behave, and make sure Oogie's bugs behave as well!

[ /Ward ]

Just out of curiosity -- how many people came here in the middle of their own world's Apocalypse? Maybe we can find a way to help each other out. Trade tips or something.

Single men, ages 17-19, report in. Beacon Hills boys need not apply.

PRIVATE TO SELF.

Isaac. Forest. Darach - confirmed via latest entry.
Derek. _____. ????.
Allison. Forest. Darach - unconfirmed, but likely going by flirting.
Lydia. Mortuary. Darach - unconfirmed.
Erica. _____. Pre-death, bank vault - confirmed via latest entry.
Boyd. Forest. ????.
Jackson. Asylum. ????. Werewolf/Kanima/Teenage Asshole - unconfirmed. Must confirm.


HAVE NOT YET SEEN:
Scott, Stilinski, Cora, Argent, Darach, Deucalion, Deaton, Kali's toenails, Ed and Adam Evan and Allen Dumb and Dumber, Gerard, Actual Psychopath Argent

I'm suddenly regretting my choice in bedrooms. Creepy asylum is creepy, but... yeah. Faucets have never sounded so ominous.

God, I wish you were here Calvin why can't I find you

Note: this is not an invitation to come find and eat me.

This is....strange to say the least. Jack freaking Skellington brought us here. this is insane. .

We've already established its no stranger than anything that's happened to me or my friends in the last year or so.

At least whenever they get us back home I can hopefully enjoy my summer. I wasn't quite ready for Halloween. I was supposed to have a few months of summer to enjoy.

It's too bad my english teacher ended up being a psychopathic murderer with a penchant for ritualistic sacrifice. She'd probably like this place, what with all of the people from books and such.

What sorts of jobs did you all get? I decided to sort of play it by ear and explore the place.

Who knew being a "lawman" would be so easy. There's a talking cat around here, right? Can you get stuck up a tree so I have something to do?

So I trade one world of demons for another. I suppose this means I can no longer tease Kuwabara about disappearing from the arena in the middle of a match that may determine whether our team survives or not.

If they manage to get themselves killed in my absence, we'll be having words in the spirit world.

Are there any theories as to what's happening in our respective homes? Are they aware we're gone? Has time been stopped or altered?

Well, it's good to know there's some sort of police force here. And aside from all the pumpkins, this place does remind me a bit of the old homestead. Except that it doesn't smell of lard. It's funny how you come to miss that.

In any case, hullo. My name is Salacia Delorisista Amanita Trigestrata Zeldana Malifee -- in the interest of brevity I'll skip ahead a bit -- Belladonna Eminencia Morticia Jane Zaraphola Margolise von Humpeding, of the Bonk von Humpedings. I am a vampire, but there's no need for alarm: I am a Black Ribboner and I will not harm you. I control the cravings, the red sticky stuff does not control me. These days I much prefer a nice bun and cocoa to bl blo the b-word. Yes.

And, as a newly deputised lawwoman of Halloweentown as well as a sworn officer of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, I just have a few questions. Let me be clear that this is not an official investigation.

1) What precisely occurs on Halloween? From what I gather, it seems to be a religious ceremony of some significance to the people living and non-living here, but I'd like to know the details.

2) Is anyone here a user of wizardry, witchery, thaumaturgy, hexomancy, or sourcery? Or, er, quantum?

3) Where were you on the night of Thursday the 32nd of Spune, and can anyone verify your whereabouts?

i uh am i high? i just want to make that very cleer

Who else is helping to cook up the feast? I had to find something to do to take my mind off this crazy. For the record, I ain't cookin' nothin' that used to be human. Or human-like.

I'm Lafayette, by the way. And I see dead people.

Halloween Town. Great. It's not like I have an apocalypse to prevent back home. In fact, how do I know this isn't some imaginary universe I've been thrown into to keep me away from Lilith? Or just to torture me?

At least it's not Clown Town, I guess.

There's a group of businesses looking to hire people in the square with the guillotine, if you're interested. I'm going to be guarding a scarecrow field. They made a big deal about there being no "hazard pay" so. Uh. Keep on, creeping on, I guess.

How was everyone's first night? The asylum's pretty much just like you'd expect. Aslyum-y. I woke up and there was a straightjacket on my bed that definitely wasn't there last night, and it was absolutely freezing this morning, but I survived the night. Anya's cheeses smell worse than the plumbing. It could always be worse.

I'm so worried about Dawn I don't know what to

I haven't said who I was. My name's Buffy Summers. I'm a vampire slayer. I'm not looking to start anything; I know there are always... exceptions. But I'm not going to stand by while innocent people are hurt. If you think you're in trouble, come to me. Trouble and I are BFF.