How are you? I already know, but I'm English, and it's polite to ask. Down to business then, shall we?
WHY HAVEN'T I WOKEN UP IN A SWEATY HEAP WITH ANY OF MY ADMIREES/ADMIRERS?! WHAT'RE WE DOING HERE?!
I completely understand your desire to give me depth and dimension and struggles and canon situations and blah, blah, blah, but honestly, we all know I just want to cross swords with William at the moment, and what's the real harm in that? Story progression being thrown off? Rushing in? I'm willing to risk it for the biscuit, as they say.
To Omen - Drunken love scene? Hm? Let me know. Kiss kiss.
Sincerely and with deepest regards, Dr Brian Orrick Braddock Baron of Buckinghamshire
P.S. I'm adorable. Let's get this PB in writing, shall we?