[1] I would take a living toy over creepy old women [2] it may be worth reporting, because, you're right, he probably does and the poor thing shouldn't be wandering around in a completely new environment . he probably shouldn't be in a private zoo either but at least he theoretically can get the proper diet and care [3] I don't think we can call ourselves master thieves before we've stolen anything, but I think we are on our way to earning that title