[1] as in the impossibly adorable creature that lives in the mountains in Asia? I'm not entirely convinced they're real animals to begin with so maybe this is a Toy Story situation and a stuffed animal gained sentience [2] but it probably just escaped from a zoo or some monster tried to keep it as a pet and it made its way to freedom. which is still strange. did you tell anyone? [3] wow, I feel truly honored that you would even consider one of those possibilities with me. #blessed [4] I can distract the staff so they won't notice you stealing their cutlery. maybe we can steal some bottles from the bar too, which will give us the added bonus of drinking to pretend nothing weird is going on.