The National Enquirer , Sept 23 2008 |
[Sep. 23rd, 2008|10:05 am] |
The Gotham Enquirer Sept 23, 2008
THE TRUTH BEHIND THE WOULD-BE WAYNE ASSASSINATION by Victor Sage
Bruce Wayne, Gotham's illustrious prodigal son, is no stranger to the headlines, and you the readership are certainly well acquainted with his too-cliche playboy antics. It's more than likely that, finding that recognizable surname splashed across the front pages a few days prior, you assumed another liquor-soaked scandal and passed on by, tsking with ill-concealed amusement. Imagine your surprise to discover that Bruce's most recent bit of press was, shock of shocks, actually newsworthy!
Yes, the assassination attempt of Bruce Wayne has the city abuzz with speculation; why would an otherwise mild-mannered psychology professor destroy his career, not to mention his life, in a bid to rid the world of one more spoiled glitterati? Was it over money, some sort of blackmail scheme gone horribly awry? Was it over a woman - always a viable option whenever Wayne is involved? Or was it politically motivated; an effort to cripple the bourgeoisie by robbing them of their darling orphan poster boy? Theories abound, and we'll explore each and every one in this special WayneWatch edition of your favorite news source, the Gotham Enquirer! Continued on page 2... | |
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