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Ferris ([info]tinyrebel) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2016-10-07 16:26:00

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Entry tags:! journal, zz drop: hayley ferris

So my mom taught me how to cook at least well enough that I wouldn't burn every damn thing I put in an oven or on a stove. When you are cooking it doesn't matter so much that you are a half teaspoon off of salt or some other spice. If you don't put enough flour in a cake, if you are off a tiny bit, it still is edible.

So why the fuck is it so difficult in potions? What does it matter if I'm a centimeter off on my cutting or I stir once instead of twice? Come on cauldron, get this shit together and stop trying to make me look like an idiot. This is a class I can pass but this shit is way too picky.



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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-10-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)
No wait, I thought of a better one.

You know what else home made potions work on though? The Chinese, who will be taking over the entire world in about three years. Do you want to be apart of the free united states, or do you want to fucking suck at potions?

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[info]tinyrebel
2016-10-07 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Ain't no Chinese gonna take down the family.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-10-08 12:50 am UTC (link)
Not after you learn how to make that potion that dissolves skin, at least, right?

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[info]tinyrebel
2016-10-08 12:52 am UTC (link)
How come they ain't taught us that?

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-10-08 12:54 am UTC (link)
they've taught me that.

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[info]tinyrebel
2016-10-08 12:57 am UTC (link)
That is some fucking shit.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-10-08 12:58 am UTC (link)
Some fucking true shit. That's what the fuck happens when you can follow a goddamn recipe. You learn how to make your own shit. Like fucking cooking.

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[info]tinyrebel
2016-10-08 01:20 am UTC (link)
Still saying this recipe is fucking bullshit. There has to be a better way.

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