InsaneJournal

i feel strongly like i could make a real starter career out of this whole dying thing.

like - think about it. just HOW many no-maj television shows have at least one corpse per episode? i mean, there's like twenty-seven 'law & order's ALONE. and then all the friggin 'CSI's. there's about seventeen of those things. get in some light exercise as a mobile corpse over on 'walking dead' before i take a steak knife to the eye-socket or something. i could do, like, the full murder-show circut. maybe throw in some films. put away a nice nest-egg for college on being brutally and fictionally murdered on the regular.

real solid resume builder right there. listed under other skills: professional corpse.