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Gooseberry Mods ([info]goosemods) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-21 10:06:00

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Entry tags:! ic/ooc, kurt wolfhart

LOTTERY EVENT: Exploring the Grotto
Late in the evening, Kurt Wolfhart decided the risk is worth it, and they sneak out to the Grotto under the cover of darkness. They heard the rumor that one of Ariadne Flint's missing pieces of jewelery had been found there. The Grotto's always been safe. Why, then, are they so nervous? Why do they feel so unwelcome tonight?

But the Grotto doesn't look any different. It must be in their head. They exhale, a plume of steam comes out of their mouth. The building looms over them, empty. The fire pit is bare and cold. As they wander the familiar space, it all seems very barren without their classmates filling it up with voices and music. A line of beer bottles has been arranged in a straight line by the fire pit, reminding them of past parties.

It's so sad here when it's empty. Kind of lonely, even.

As Kurt's mind wanders, they don't at first see what's approaching. Dark, small, and curious, it shuffles out of the underbrush... Kurt snaps their attention to the moving mass to their left, and just barely spots a little creature diving back for cover.

Kurt gives chase, following the little thing to a shallow burrow behind the Grotto. There, staring up at them from a pile of stolen jewelery and a Snitch with a broken wing, is a Niffler!




"Well," Mrs. O'Hare sighs as she stands with Kurt and watches the Niffler roll around on a pile of hay, pleased it was at least allowed to keep the broken Snitch. It seems entertained by burying it, un-burying it to look proudly at its 'hoard', and then repeating the whole thing all over again. "It's a young'un, and take a look at this back leg here." She picks up the little creature, which squirms a bit in her hands but doesn't resist. The Niffler's right back leg is too small, and kept tucked in tight to its body. "Musta gotten it hurt when it was just a baby, maybe by a litter mate."

Mrs. O'Hare has determined that the Niffler can't be released into the wild, and is probably an escapee from an exotic pets trader, or was dumped due to its malformed leg. Nifflers aren't native to Utah anyway, and it'd just continue wreaking havoc at the school if let loose. However, if Kurt is ready for a big responsibility and an affectionate (if troublesome) companion for life... Would he like to adopt the Niffler as his familiar?

Mrs. O'Hare promises she'll help with training both the Niffler and its new human, and assures Kurt that this will be a rewarding experience if they want to put in the work.

If you want to adopt the Niffler, Kurt, please fill out the following form. If you do not, Mrs. O'Hare will find another student to take care of this adventurous little fella.
Do you want to adopt the Niffler?: If you don't, is there someone your character would ask to take it instead? The mods will put that into consideration.
What will you name it?:
What is the Niffler's gender?:




Later today, Ms. Lilywhite calls in all students who reported a theft. The jewelery retrieved from the Niffler's hoard has been itemized and laid out for everyone to claim their lost possessions. Ariadne Flint and Katya Ivanova have all of their stolen items returned to them.



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IC REACTIONS
[info]goosemods
2017-02-21 05:10 pm UTC (link)

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[info]deimons
2017-02-21 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Ariadne hates it. Nifflers are pests, not pets. Why are you keeping it? (At least she got her shit back.)

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[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 11:55 pm UTC (link)
SHHHHH NEWT DON'T LISTEN TO HER SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT

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[info]deimons
2017-02-21 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Ari swears on her life that every time she sees Newt on campus he gives her a look she doesn't like. Stay away from her earrings, twerp.

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[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 11:58 pm UTC (link)
He was just following his Niffly instincts and Kurt's sure Newt feels very bad about stealing her jewelry. :( See, look! He even looks kind of sad! (No, Kurt, he looks like he's trying to pry a button off of your shirt.)

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KURT!!! AND A NIFFLER!!! NAMED NEWT!!!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Do you want to adopt the Niffler?: HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION? WILL KURTIS GREGORY PRINCE WOLFHART ADOPT A POOR, ORPHANED NIFFLER?! YES!!!!!
What will you name it?: Newt!
What is the Niffler's gender?: Mr. Newt the Niffler!

Kurt knew he shouldn't have been out after dark, and yes, Ms. Rhee did warn the Animagus Studies students about the dangers of shifting alone… but the pull of transforming to lope down the trails was too strong to resist, and it's not like he's as small as a squirrel. Which was how Kurt found himself at the Grotto shortly before dinner, curious to see if his Dog Senses (patent pending) could help the jewelry recovery efforts.

AND IT WORKED?!

AND NOW HE HAS A NIFFLER FAMILIAR?!

Kurt's eyes are huge and his grin keeps see-sawing between THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER and OH MERLIN OH MERLIN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO THIS IS A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY but he's so determined to help the little dude—named Newt—become the best little Niffler he can be.

He's already bombarded Mrs. O'Hare with questions. Nifflers burrow, so where should Newt sleep? Can he just make a heap of blankets on the foot of his bed? What should Newt eat? Can Newt come to classes so he doesn't get slippery fingers? Is Newt supposed to be leashed? Kurt admits doesn't really like the idea of leashing a Niffler, or most animals for that matter. How much bigger will Newt get? Does she have any good books about Nifflers he can look through? Or any at the library she can recommend? Should he try to train Newt—and if so, with food or with his own Dragots (at least he'll know where to find them)? Is it took cold for Nifflers—should Newt have a sweater? ... Is she sure he can do this? He's ready to try really hard, he promises.

Kurt proceeds to introduce Newt to all of his friends by name ("Newt, this is Chloe Shepherd. Newt, this is Ursula de Luca. Newt, this is...") and will not be paying full attention to anyone else for the next few hours. #sorrynotsorry #NIFFLIFE #YOLO

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[info]rosmarinus
2017-02-22 03:01 am UTC (link)
Rosy can't help it. She loves this little burglar baby. Even when it's trying to steal her earrings she's like, "That's cool, that's cool, you're kinda cute you can have those."

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OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]goosemods
2017-02-21 05:10 pm UTC (link)

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]rageahol
2017-02-21 05:12 pm UTC (link)
THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE PERSON TO GET A NIFFLER OMG SO CUTE

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 05:27 pm UTC (link)
i think it inspired me.

i know my headcanon for kurt's future is some kind of animal educator. but now it's gotta be one of them educators who rescues abandoned and orphaned animals and nurses them back to health, and then when they can't go back into the wild they help him educate the public about conservation and respecting animals and omfg :3

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 05:13 pm UTC (link)
THIS TURNED OUT WAY CUTER THAN EXPECTED

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]idfk
2017-02-21 05:19 pm UTC (link)
I THOUGHT THE LASTING CONSEQUENCE WAS GONNA BE DEATH

THIS IS WAY BETTER

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 05:21 pm UTC (link)
i was mentally drafting my "ulysses has a weird heart to heart with [lotto winner] who goes to the grotto and Looks Into The Abyss" post BUT NOPE ITS JSUT A DELIGHTFUL BURGLAR BABY i am so thrilled

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]idfk
2017-02-21 05:25 pm UTC (link)
i pulled levi out of the lotto because i was like "something bad is gonna happen and he's gonna get kicked off the quidditch team as a result." i was willing to sacrifice ennis, though. oh, boy, i was willing to throw him into the volcano to appease the gods.

EVERYTHING TURNED OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED. omg dog kurt playing with burglar baby

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 05:26 pm UTC (link)
i forgot hes an aussie shepherd this gets better and better

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]evercretin
2017-02-21 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Omggggggg magic platypus thief ;u;

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mod q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 05:20 pm UTC (link)
OH. MY. GOSH. i woke up my dog with my gasp of excitement!!! this is so amazing. :D and KURT!!! oh boooy!!! <3

QUESTION RE: FAMILIARS! i've actually been wanting to put a request in the modbox to retcon kurt having no familiar. i apped him with an owl, oliver, that just kind of never does anything and i've been thinking for a couple of months that it would be More Like Kurt to not have a familiar yet because he LOVES ALL THE CREATURES SO MUCH AND HE JUST CAN'T DECIDE. given the niffler sitch (which OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO AGREE TO!), could i fix his app to remove the mention of oliver, as though the owl never existed?

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mod q!
[info]goosemods
2017-02-21 05:32 pm UTC (link)
We're happy everyone seems to love this surprise cute event that we've been wording as ominously as possible! ♥

As for Kurt's owl, yes, feel free to retcon that Kurt has never had a familiar prior to this. :)

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Re: mod q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 05:37 pm UTC (link)
it's so freaking adorable i can't handle it. i honestly was also on team "shit's gonna go dooooown."

wonderful, thank you!

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[info]challenge
2017-02-21 06:38 pm UTC (link)
So at some point I did ask myself huh remember nifflers? I wonder if this is one of those.
But it was promptly followed by NO I BET THAT'S A DOUBLE BLIND THROWN IN TO LET OUR GUARD DOWN AND THE FOREST IS JUST SLOWLY EATING EVERYONE AND THEIR POSSESSIONS, I WILL NOT BE FOOLED

I was very fooled.

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Re: mod q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-22 01:02 am UTC (link)
omg i just realized how good newt will be for new kurt, too. :3 his stutter is so much more manageable and less frustrating for him around animals, and he'll get to carry around his new niffler pal for a week?! yaaaaaaaaaay! GET READY, WORLD!

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player q!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 05:37 pm UTC (link)
can kurt bring it to magizoology so everyone can coo

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Re: player q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 05:39 pm UTC (link)
gosh if o'hare lets him then YES.

he's going to ask all his profs if he can bring [AS YET UNNAMED NIFFLER] to his classes for a day or two so he can keep an eye on its adjustment to society, and also, so he can keep it from pilfering everything in sight. :|

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Re: player q!
[info]idfk
2017-02-21 05:59 pm UTC (link)
kurt keeping the niffler in a baby sling so he can keep an eye on it


kas

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Re: player q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 06:07 pm UTC (link)
a nifflerbjörn

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Re: player q!
[info]orangepip
2017-02-21 06:08 pm UTC (link)
omg

yes

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Re: player q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-22 12:51 am UTC (link)
what if it had one of these babies



(as in the backpack, not the actual baby)

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Re: player q!
[info]goosemods
2017-02-21 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Staff will give Kurt special permission to keep the Niffler with him in class for the first week. However, if they get complaints that the arrangement is too disruptive, they'll ask him to keep the Niffler in the Magizoology classroom during the day.

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Re: player q!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-22 12:53 am UTC (link)
Kurt promises to keep a very, very good eye on Newt. :( He won't be disruptive! Probably!




will newt go to the masquerade
will he have a niffler-sized mask
will he try to steal laurel and ivy's shiny masks
only time will tell.

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name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 05:36 pm UTC (link)
i need help help naming kurt's niffler! right now the only idea i have is newt (as in newt scamander because kurt is a special kind of nerd & alliteration is fun).

if you have any ideas please share them here!

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]rageahol
2017-02-21 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Kurt Jr

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 06:10 pm UTC (link)
junior in the nifflerbjörn

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]stokers
2017-02-21 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Kurt Puphart

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 06:21 pm UTC (link)
i thought this said "kurt poptart", which i am now submitting to the name pool

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]evercretin
2017-02-21 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Nm I vote for this

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name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]evercretin
2017-02-21 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Newt is an adorable name and I vote for it but also I have to throw in Arsène bc I love that name.

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 06:22 pm UTC (link)
omfg jenny, did you just make an arsène lupin reference to me.

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]evercretin
2017-02-21 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Yes :x

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]stokers
2017-02-21 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I LOVE IT

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]lovekurts
2017-02-21 06:25 pm UTC (link)
AHHHHH I LOVE YOU THE MOST

we used to watch les exploits in school every week :D english intro time~

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]stokers
2017-02-21 07:00 pm UTC (link)
oh my god this intro is such a blast from the past. formative influence omg

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]qnnc
2017-02-21 07:03 pm UTC (link)
right? it's been over a decade since i've heard or seen it.

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]kingulysses
2017-02-21 07:06 pm UTC (link)
not to be weird but i feel like this show is very similar to, and yet the exact opposite of, my favorite childhood show/formative influence

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Re: name poll + open for suggestions!
[info]stokers
2017-02-21 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Long John Niffler

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]challenge
2017-02-21 05:49 pm UTC (link)
Hello I have died of adorable now. Omg this is the cutest thing to ever happen

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]orangepip
2017-02-21 06:10 pm UTC (link)
D'AWWWWW

also, i love that this solves two mysteries at once!

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Re: OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!
[info]suchaguppy
2017-02-21 06:33 pm UTC (link)
omg, this is adorable.

I am blatantly ignoring my class of children and I don't even care. N'aw, Kurt! You and your tiny baby klepto!

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[info]notmonroe
2017-02-21 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Omg Kurt! This was the cutest! Marilyn is so jealous

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