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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-02-10 15:14:00

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[posted after sophomore bonding ends]
Help me. Please help meeeee. Help meeeeee pleeaaaase help meeeee noooo nooo^{ooo^{oooo^oooooo}}* :(

*OK OK but imagine this like THAT SCENE in The Fly and that's the sound I'm making right now!!!!!!

ETA: I'VE BEEN FOUND THANK YOOOOU FINE LADIES OF GOOSEBERRY ;* I owe you all flowers or WHATEVER I can afford to give from my meager flower funds???? :(

[Sophomore Boys]

OK SO since I had like a lot of time on my hands AND ALSO a limited budget, I started putting together a list of people I could ask to be my Valentine????? SO MY DUDES HELP ME NARROW IT DOWN

~~Ariadne Flint~~
Gabi Flores
~~Milo Greer~~
~~Aiden Guthrie~~
♥ ~~Ree Hobbs~~ ♥
♥ Cash Holcomb ♥
♥ Hazel Keating ♥
~~Jeffy Key~~
Sebastien Lacroix
Joanna May
Essie Morales-Tran
~~Cole Moss~~
Fern Mufferaw
Pippa Nightingale
Frankie Noble
~~Garrett Ogletree~~
~~Gavin Ogletree~~
Isabelle Sargent
~~Todd Skynner~~
Ana Velasquez
~~Zachary Zheng~~
~~Solomon Webb~~

[Edits in blue by Micah. Edits in green by Calvin. Edits in purple by Bash. All names still readable.]

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Sophomore Boys

auteur
2017-02-10 11:34 pm UTC (link)

I will allow your edits, but I feel it's IMPERATIVE I make a few important points:

1) Maybe they want to experiment???? In which case this post is an OPEN INVITATION. Let me be your bicurious mistake, gentlemen!!!!

2) BUT CALVIN. I'm in love with Ariadne. I mean like if I were the type to be in love with ANYONE right now which I am totally not because uh LESSON LEARNED about rushing into love when you're 15 and someone with a cute British accent talks to you :X

3) Fair point fair point FAIR POINT tho shouldn't that I mean I should cross out Ree too????????

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evercreep
2017-02-10 11:41 pm UTC (link)

Very well, but allow me some rebuttals.

1) You're worth more than being someone's experiment. I do not support this idea, and I'm likely to be judgemental of anyone who takes you up on it.

2) ~~I'm sorry.~~ [...] Ariadne's not exceptionally kind, if you haven't noticed. ~~Why do you like people who ar~~ Don't you want someone who's not constantly dripping with disdain?

3) Yes. Of course. Good idea. It slipped my mind.

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	Re: Sophomore Boys imnotlistening 2017-02-10 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	PREACH (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Sophomore Boys keepmarchingon 2017-02-10 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	That's very beautiful. You do deserve to be more than someone else's mistake, Micah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Sophomore Boys

auteur
2017-02-12 05:11 pm UTC (link)

OH MY GOD CALVIN

1) That is incredibly sweet, but also INCREDIBLY unnecessary, because these completely unjudicious lips are looking for the first available CUTE SMOOCH I can find!!!! And also like I have this bingo card I'm trying to fill where I wanna get a kiss from at least one person in every sophomore cabin??? DON'T WORRY MAN yours is already covered!!!!!!

2) No. Absolutely not. I mean of course I want like someone MEGA ADORABLE like Gabi or Ana or Frankie but I also just kiiinda want a woman who can tell me off. Like Ariadne. Or OOOOOH Hazel???

3) It's a good idea anyway. I'm like PRETTY SURE Ree and Cole have eyes for someone else.

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	Sophomore Boys suchaguppy 2017-02-10 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	responding solely to point 1: bicurious mistake sounds like a terrible band name. or, alternatively, a really weird (but probably cult-successful) autobiography. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sophomore Boys auteur 2017-02-12 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	or 3: a movie monster LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, THE UNCONTAINED TOXIC SLUDGE HAD FILTERED INTO THE WATER TO BE CONSUMED BY INNOCENT SEA LIFE, IGNORANT TO WHAT HORRORS THE MIND OF MAN HAD WROUGHT UNTIL ONE NIGHT, RISING FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE UNKNOWABLE OCEAN A BICURIOUS MISTAKE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Sophomore Boys

suchaguppy
2017-02-12 05:27 pm UTC (link)

wow.

that's like some pulp 'creature from the black lagoon' shit. like - is the bicurious mistake going out into some little, pleasantville town and seducing the cheerleaders? and then the entire varsity football team? are the victims all outwardly regretful, crying in the one rickety chair in the sheriff's office, but actually slightly intrigued?

i mean, don't get me wrong, i'd TOTALLY watch it.

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