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Tweak says, "Aaarrrgghhhh"

Jesse McBride (ijustknowit) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-28 16:41:00

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I'm deep into this egg fandom right know.

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	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
	So, you're telling me girls can't lay eggs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
	But then what's inside their Virginias...????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Me, preferably badumching But like... I can't make that joke in front of Ivy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi idfk 2017-01-29 05:31 am UTC (link)
	NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE Hey, help me spread positivity through shitposting. This is a daunting task for one man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm bummed no one else got to witness that but I'm glad it was you that did Ugh. Levi. They ask so much of me. They want to make me be a sober buddy at Grotto parties But, aight Shitposting topics? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jesse/Levi idfk 2017-01-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Why are they making you the sober buddy??? Do they KNOW who you ARE??? Cecil's the sober buddy, they should make him do it. My literal shit post didn't work out so I've just been posting about eggs and interrupting threads with posts about eggs. If eggs reach meme status, that's ideal. I'm open to other topics if you're not feeling eggs, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Jesse/Levi

ijustknowit
2017-01-29 05:48 am UTC (link)

Because Cricket is afraid of the dark and wants the Grotto to be off limits at night but we compromised and said midnight curfew, but Senior prefects are supposed to enforce it and walk everyone home. Fuck that! I got pity appointed. I have drinking to do. I will burn down this school before I let Ebonbitches take away my rights

I needed to get that off my chest

Anyway, eggs are cool. I'm on it.

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	iviie 2017-01-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Storks lay eggs. Women are just the stork intermediaries. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:32 am UTC (link)
	The plot thickens... So, is that really just a food baby growing in there in the mean time...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 05:34 am UTC (link)
	It's not polite to discuss a lady's weight, Jesse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 05:39 am UTC (link)
	How come all girls get to be ladies but people keep refusing to call me m'lord?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Gender inequality at its finest, truly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:02 am UTC (link)
	That's fucked up. See if I ever tip my fedora at you again (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:15 am UTC (link)
	You know, I probably shouldn't say this because I don't want to encourage any fedora-tipping, but someone tipped his hat at me at a nomaj concert one time and it was actually really charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Brb gotta go buy a fedora to tip at you ten times a day (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:18 am UTC (link)
	It was a pageboy hat. It really makes the difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:23 am UTC (link)
	A sexy sleek one or one of those dopey floppy ones? We talking IRA kingpin or one of my 600 shitty cousins? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:30 am UTC (link)
	... have you ever seen Newsies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Nope (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iviie 2017-01-29 06:35 am UTC (link)
	First of all, that's a travesty. Second of all, we might not have any common reference points for pageboy hats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2017-01-29 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Is there a Newsies sequel? Maybe it's in the DVD collection? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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