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Tweak says, "The crescent moon tastes sour"

Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-25 19:36:00

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! journal, micah st. clair, solomon webb

➠ January 25, 2014
[Warded to Sophomores]

FINALLY CONFIRMED BY STAFF: There is totally a FREAKY GHOST* out there!!!!!

So here's an IDEA. I just so happen to have this Ouija board (don't ask me why**) and I think we should GO OUT and COMMUNE WITH THE SPIRITS and finally get some answers to this decade-old mystery that's been plaguing our minds for like... OK not a DECADE but more than a year at least which is a heeeeeck of a long time!!!

Also don't tell anyone else about this because the juniors and seniors will want to GET IN ON THIS SPOOKY ACTION and I think we can all agree that the seniors and juniors are some TOTAL KILLJOYS who'll bring ~~bad vibes~~ to a seance. Plus it's just way catchier to call it a
SOPHOMORE SEANCE!!!!!
*Or alien or fairy spirit or """unknown magical entity""" oooooor one of our teachers had dressed up like a REINDEER FOR CHRISTMAS CHEER and their holiday prank just got totally out of hand???? VOTE NOW!!!!!

**OK OK OK SO FRESHMAN YEAR I was working on this movie about how a bunch of teenagers go into the woods with a Ouija board and they ACCIDENTALLY summon a demon which has been looking for a portal into our world which they PROVIDED with the Ouija board and then the demon starts picking them off one by one until the Final Girl figures out how to Ouija it back to hell but PLOT TWIIIIIST it's just a ruse because the demon possessed our hero and it's just PASSING AMONG US NOW :OOOOO

EDIT: WE'RE DOING THIS TOMORROW!!!! Evening, before curfew. Meet in the Grotto!!!!!!

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	magicnumber 2017-01-25 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	NO ADVENTURE has ever started with "THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEA!!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-25 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	it's usually WAY more along the lines of 'i have a bad feeling about this.' so. we're on the right track? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicnumber 2017-01-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	EXACTLY! Solo basically just SET US UP to have a BADASS ENDING for this adventure!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-25 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	i mean, the shit ending is also still on the table. but it almost definitely won't be BORING? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicnumber 2017-01-25 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	A NOT BORING DEATH SCENE is basically ALL I'VE EVER ASKED FOR in this life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2017-01-25 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	you need to up your standards, dude. don't settle for JUST a death scene. demand the romcom experience and maybe some explosions and THEN the badass outro. maybe throw in a musical number somewhere for flavor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	keepmarchingon 2017-01-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	it's not a good adventure if it's not potentially lethal? God I hope this isn't potentially lethal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magicnumber 2017-01-25 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	EXACTLY!! It's probably not lethal. I mean if it was lethal would they let us get away with it so easily??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2017-01-26 01:23 am UTC (link)
	That's true. If anything were truly lethal at this school, I'm sure the adults would have it under control. Of course, warning us not to venture into the woods on our own at night could be their attempt at controlling it [...] But I'm sure if it was dangerous, they'd have a more sure way of controlling the situation instead of just trusting us. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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