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Tweak says, "RUN, FORREST, RUN!!!"

Sylvester "Sy" Stoker (stokers) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-12 09:32:00

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Don't they mostly play Quodpot at Ilvermorny? Their team's probably not even gonna be any fuckin good.

[Coppertale Quidditch]

I'm cancelling some practices. Just ~~until PTC~~ for the next couple weeks. I mean our fuckin practices were already fuckin cancelled by two fuckin school shitshows in one week, so you can all fuckin deal. We'll have this Saturday's practice as usual, and I'm keeping the ones on next Tuesday and Thursday. Next Saturday's cancelled.

If you want to get in extra practice anyway, the pitch is still booked. ~~I just can't~~

[Ro]

That's storms and an insect plague. What do you think are the odds this school just burns the fuck down before the 20th?

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rosmarinus
2017-01-12 12:41 pm UTC (link)

"Rosemary, how do you expect your snowman to defeat Sylvester's with such puny arms? It's like you two aren't even trying to turn this into a fight."

I also thought subtle poison was how you lost husbands, but what do I know? I thought we had good posture and hair once upon a time, too.

[...] I really hope they get too distracted by all the important people they can schmooze to talk to anyone we actually like.

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stokers
2017-01-12 03:07 pm UTC (link)

Haha. Remember that time we were shits and tore down trees in front of the house because we were trying to see who could make the more badass snowman? A snowman's not a snowman without some jacked tree trunk arms.

There's an easy way to fix that problem, dude: just don't like anyone. [...] Our fuckin friends had all know better than to talk to you or me when this is happening.

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rosmarinus
2017-01-12 04:01 pm UTC (link)

I remember the puddles they became when we ran out of ways to build them up and started tearing each other's down. And the landscapers spending six months trying to get grass to grow in the spot where our snow warriors both died valiantly before they gave up and turned it into a rock garden.

Unfortunately, our friends are mostly idiots. And I'm dating one of the aforementioned idiots. [...] Maybe we can just turn all of the idiots into new snow warriors and solve all our problems.

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