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Tweak says, "What happened to the fidler?"

Ty Hawkeswood (tyhawkeswood) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-20 17:30:00

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Anyone else bored yet? I'm bored. I'm probably going to work on my senior project for a while unless you guys distract me from this madness. Thank god I'm going to see Chris tomorrow or I might become a good student or something!

[Warded to Rafael]

Just heard from Sabi and she's not even coming. Important business in India, tracking down a manuscript she's been on the trail of since September, etc. etc. Exciting for her, but this blows. Just me, mom, dad, and Max. Joooooy. Raf, if you're my friend, you'll kill me.

Though, it'd be way worse if you hadn't saved my ass a few weeks ago. So. Thank you again, St. Rafael! Expect one hell of a Christmas present, man.

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How're things at school? Quiet, I bet.

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	tyhawkeswood 2016-12-20 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'M GOING TO SEE CHRIS. Just for tomorrow, though. ~~But I'll take what I can get.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2016-12-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'M GOING TOMORROW TOO!!! I'm picking up Mufasa and going to visit his mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tyhawkeswood 2016-12-20 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Nice! Then I'll see you there? I demand Mufasa-time too, though! Have you ever met Chris' mom? I've never met Chris' mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	glasshalfdoomed 2016-12-20 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	She is the best. THE BEST (See I used caps. I never use caps. That's how strongly I feel) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tyhawkeswood 2016-12-20 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, if Ryan's using all caps, I HAVE TO MEET THIS WOMAN. Will you be there tomorrow too? Party at the Parks'! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	glasshalfdoomed 2016-12-20 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Always. ~~She won't let me go back home right now~~. She likes me best so she wants me around to balance out Chris. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tyhawkeswood 2016-12-20 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, harsh. But I'll see you there! I was kidding, but this is starting to sound party-esque... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Are you gonna be sober enough to apparate? I don't know any healers in the area who can fix you if you fuck up (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2016-12-20 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	ugh god you're so THOUGHTFUL and CONCERNED and SWEET and CARING But there's no fucking way I can apparate across the whole fucking United States without getting splinched even if I was sober. I'm taking Floo to the nearest outpost and then you're gonna meet me somewhere and you're gonna side-along me to the No-Maj 'hood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Okay but are you saying that Because you're drunk still or because you're being sarcastic? Okay but are you gonna be sober enough to use the floo network? And if Diego actually gets a tattoo of a snake you should bring him too if he wants The more people here, the less people she can adopt (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idfk
2016-12-20 09:25 pm UTC (link)

I'm saying that because I'm not as drunk as before because I threw up and then ate CHURROS but still drunk and feeling better and ready to go and I love you. You are IMPORTANT TO ME, CHRIS PARK.

I'll ask Big D. BUT I DON'T WANT TOO MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE I WANT TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR MOM AND I'M NOT GOING OT GET THAT IF HER ATTENTION IS SPLIT. SHE NEEDS TO FOCUS ON ME.

Unrelated (or IS IT???), what dress size does your mom wear? I'm bringing her back something.

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	tyhawkeswood 2016-12-20 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Uh, clearly she needs to focus on me since I've never met her. We have to establish a bond so she'll invite me back! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2016-12-20 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'VE NEVER MET HER EITHER, but I already feel like I've known her forever. She's going to love me so much. (Reply to this) (Parent)

doyouevenlift
2016-12-20 10:16 pm UTC (link)

Yeah yeah you too

Don't worry. You're loud and obnoxious. She won't be able to ignore you even if she wanted to. Which she probably won't.

I asked her. She says she's an eight? But then she asked me what you're into and told me not to worry about it because it's unrelated.

I told her that you're mostly into dicks and glitter. Should be fun to see what Christmas gift she comes up with based on that.

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	glasshalfdoomed 2016-12-20 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure if I ever heard what the reason for taking Mufasa is, but you wanna take Sylvain too? ~~I don't want to leave him at dads~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2016-12-20 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	GIVE ME ALL THE PETS!! I think it's because Chris is going to the compound or something? And also because I want to spend time with our daughter. Clean out his poop tray and pack up his food and litter and I'll take him too if you want. I'll have to get him a little sweater to wear to Tabitha's party too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Because mom works doubles over Christmas and I'm not taking my car to a compound of psychos And me and Levi are co parenting. He can take our child for Christmas (Reply to this) (Parent)

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