Tweak

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Tweak says, "I'm an EXECUTIVE transvestite."

Lady Stokes (rosmarinus) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-20 07:37:00

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! journal, rosemary stoker

Everything's already terrible. My little brother is taller than me.

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	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Frederico Stoker, if you know what's good for you, you will put that growth spurt back where it came from. I'll keep you updated on whether or not he listened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferdies 2016-12-20 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	That was very threatening and I'd listen to it, for sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	It was the "if you know what's good for you," right? I should have practiced my scolding more at school. I didn't think I would need my stern voice so soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferdies 2016-12-20 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	It was. (Because what if I don't know what's good for me? I better follow this to make sure what happen so next is good for me.) Just imagine he's going under mistletoe on purpose while sledding. I bet that'll work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god if I catch Freddy sledding on that hill next year I will actually kill him and whoever convinced him to I don't think this is working. I'm just gonna start researching how to stunt his growth. Maybe I can turn this into my senior project. How's the old campsite without all of us hanging around making trouble, by the way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferdies 2016-12-20 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	There's shrinking charms I bet, you'd just have to tweak until you had a larger than pocket sized brother. It's really quiet. I keep looking around for trouble but it's just all gone home. It's odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	He'd be so easy to keep an eye on if he was pocket sized, though. I could even bring him to school with me ~~and stop worrying constantly~~, keep him as a pet. If you get bored and feel like you need to take control of a chaotic situation you could always just let a bunch of animals loose. I don't see how any of that could go awry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ferdies 2016-12-20 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	And he'd still be at school. He could get an education by perching on your shoulder. Like the horses and owls? That'd be perfect. I'll save it a couple more days though. Til I'm really desperate. . (Reply to this) (Parent)

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