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Tweak says, "your mom"

Lady Stokes (rosmarinus) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-20 07:37:00

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! journal, rosemary stoker

Everything's already terrible. My little brother is taller than me.

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	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm saying that because it sounds badass and I wanna see it And I could fucking race you climbing a tree in heels (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	It is badass and you should want to see it, but I think you need to make your bones with a foot race in high heels before you try and take on the champ in her best event. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Nah taking on a champ in her best event with no previous experience feels like the right thing to do here (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	You don't get a pity party after you get your ass handed to you, though. You get to watch my victory lap. Which I will also be doing in heels just to show off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hey I can take a loss gracefully I feel obligated to shit talk before that loss though so I will watch the fuck out your victory strut if that even happens Because there's a very high chance I'm gonna kick your ass etc etc (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Shit talk is my first language. I wouldn't even know how to communicate if I wasn't allowed to punctuate sentences with a loud "SUCK IT." So you're gonna watch my victory strut that is actually a victory sprint because I don't halfass being a badass. And also blah blah blah suck it I can't even follow through on my own joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	~~shit I already miss y~~ I won't even be a dick when I win I can be a graceful winner too Just means you're gonna have to watch my victory strut in heels after I kick your ass (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I look forward to seeing how graceful a winner you can be. Eventually. In an event you stand a chance at. So I can prove that I'm an even better winner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	We already know whose a better winner. It's fucking me. I'm the best winner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. I have an important question. The best winner is the one who knows how to say "IN YOUR FACE" in the most languages, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-20 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Uh no Because I only know two so no. [...] Actually yes. Let's do it. I'm gonna learn it in fifteen languages because suck it, Rosemary (Reply to this) (Parent)

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