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Tweak says, "RUN, FORREST, RUN!!!"

Lady Stokes (rosmarinus) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-20 07:37:00

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Everything's already terrible. My little brother is taller than me.

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	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	There is literally nothing worse than someone beating you and not even realizing it. Are you gonna take away his milk and vegetables and replace them with coffee and cigarettes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-20 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes I wonder if he's even related to us. It's like he's never even heard of the word "competition." ~~We raised him too well~~ Shit no, I need him to be healthy if he's gonna join my Quidditch team next year. Freddy starts fuckin smoking cigarettes and we're gonna have words. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	~~We haven't been around, how do we know for sure he hasn't already started smoking and~~ Hang on just a second there, what makes you so sure he'll end up in your dumb house? He's acting awful Ribbonfinny right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stokers
2016-12-20 05:55 pm UTC (link)

~~Start smelling his clothes whenever you get a hug from him and we'll compare notes~~
Because I'm gonna tell him to tell all those animals to fuck off except the fox. Except... shit, you're right. I don't want him getting punched in the face because if he does, I'm fuckin murdering a freshman.

As long as Freddy doesn't go to Azurcrest. He'll be an alcoholic by sophomore year.

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	rosmarinus 2016-12-20 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	~~Maybe we could ask the house elves if they kn~~ Good point. Really good point. We'll tell him to just tell the bird to fuck off and he'll listen to us because he's a teenager now and teenagers always listen to their ~~parents~~ cool older siblings. Make sure he knows we're cool, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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