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birdie (cyrano) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-16 08:40:00

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! journal, saira raza, zz drop: bailey hartman

001: December 16, 2013.

WARD TO MARTINA FANNING, DIANA GAM, & ANTONIA PAPADAKIS:
Here comes my favorite part. Marty, you still dead set on skipping out on Winter Formal?
END WARD.

The sign-up sheet is now closed, and it's my favorite time again, i.e. the time I get to make some love matches. Actual love optional. But let me stop wasting your time. Only two days until the dance to get your corsage-to-dress color synched up, after all.


1. Ferdie Ayers & Iris Shacklebolt	2. Holden Bright & An Alapai
3. Cameron Carney & Ivy Templeton	4. Zeke Covington & Diana Gam
5. Teo Diaz & Ariadne Flint	6. Aiden Guthrie & Joanna May
7. Ennis Harper & Gabi Flores	8. Diego Morales & Penny Vargas
9. Chris Park & Avery Davenport	10. Jonathan Wilde & Saira Raza
11. Kurt Wolfhart & Coralee Wong	12. Jay Wood & Antonia Papadakis

I was also asked to find dates for Luis Pinheiro, Gavin Ogletree, and Maggie Gillis, but, if my stalking ain’t led me wrong, I’m pretty sure the three of you already have dates, so. If I’m wrong, let me know, and it’s not too late to get a match.
Again, as always with my matches, I can't guarantee you'll find the love of your life at the Winter Formal. Some people just plain don't have a spark, and that's just fine. But you'll definitely have a memorable time if you go in with an open mind and an open heart. I promise y'all that.

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	rosmarinus 2016-12-16 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well now it's like you're trying to make it into a challenge. Watch me resist the hell out of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-16 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	I been watching you try to resist me for weeks. It's too late for you now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	This is gonna be the most awkward dance ever, what with me resisting your charms so well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	You almost puked on my shoes last night and then told me to shave your head. I think we're probably beyond awkward. But it'll be awkward for you to try to resist my charm and fail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-16 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	You should have done it. I don't need all this hair. My mom would have been thrilled. All my Christmas gifts would have been exchanged for wigs. Excuse you, Stokers don't try. We either do or we fail spectacularly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-16 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Nah I just put it up for you it's fine. You wouldn't even need wigs. You could probably rock the bald Look Besides. You're spectacularly failing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-16 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Where did you even get the hair tie from? ~~Whatever you don't have to rub it in just because I actually am failing spectacularly at it~~ I'm not actually even going to address that because I don't want you to sidestep the hair tie question. I didn't bring one with me to the Grotto. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-16 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Ha Persuaded someone to give me one By taking it from them Before they were finished using it The situation felt serious at the time (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-16 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	You stole it didn't you. As a prefect I feel like I should try and find the aggrieved party and return this hair tie to them. I won't, ~~because I threw up on it this morning~~ but the intention is there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-16 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	No shut up that's hilarious it's an hilarious story Don't let the responsibilities of being a prefect ruin how hilarious that image is Now imagine me putting your hair up while you're trying to puke on my shoes It's all hilarious (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
	~~That is not the thing I want to remember from last night~~ I reject your definition of hilarious. Hilarious stories don't involve me throwing up. Hilarious stories can only involve other people throwing up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-17 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	i don't have a rebuttal for that. You're the one puker I paid attention to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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