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Tweak says, "bbc1 you know what i mean???"

birdie (cyrano) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-16 08:40:00

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! journal, saira raza, zz drop: bailey hartman

001: December 16, 2013.

WARD TO MARTINA FANNING, DIANA GAM, & ANTONIA PAPADAKIS:
Here comes my favorite part. Marty, you still dead set on skipping out on Winter Formal?
END WARD.

The sign-up sheet is now closed, and it's my favorite time again, i.e. the time I get to make some love matches. Actual love optional. But let me stop wasting your time. Only two days until the dance to get your corsage-to-dress color synched up, after all.


1. Ferdie Ayers & Iris Shacklebolt	2. Holden Bright & An Alapai
3. Cameron Carney & Ivy Templeton	4. Zeke Covington & Diana Gam
5. Teo Diaz & Ariadne Flint	6. Aiden Guthrie & Joanna May
7. Ennis Harper & Gabi Flores	8. Diego Morales & Penny Vargas
9. Chris Park & Avery Davenport	10. Jonathan Wilde & Saira Raza
11. Kurt Wolfhart & Coralee Wong	12. Jay Wood & Antonia Papadakis

I was also asked to find dates for Luis Pinheiro, Gavin Ogletree, and Maggie Gillis, but, if my stalking ain’t led me wrong, I’m pretty sure the three of you already have dates, so. If I’m wrong, let me know, and it’s not too late to get a match.
Again, as always with my matches, I can't guarantee you'll find the love of your life at the Winter Formal. Some people just plain don't have a spark, and that's just fine. But you'll definitely have a memorable time if you go in with an open mind and an open heart. I promise y'all that.

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	Bae/Coralee. firecoral 2016-12-16 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	And I'm going to be wearing heels, Bailey. Did you think of that? Think of the aesthetic. Although I'll probably have to wear my hair up in a ponytail to even get Kurt to talk to me. Oh, well, in that case... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bae/Coralee.

cyrano
2016-12-16 03:49 pm UTC (link)

Kurt says he's perfectly willing to go with you, actually. You're the one being difficult. Trust me. And tell me how many inches your heels are gonna be. I'll see if maybe I can find a spell for his shoes that will give him some height without actually looking like he's wearing pumps, how about that?

So... you'll go with him and tell me if you have an interesting night? Like I said, I'm not expecting y'all to fall in love or nothing. I just think you'd never think to talk to each other much, and my ridiculousness is a great icebreaker!

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	Bae/Coralee. firecoral 2016-12-16 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, of course he is. Who wouldn't want to go with me? I was going to wear 3-inch heels, but I could wear a 2.5-inch pair instead. Those height spells always look bad. We have nothing in common, but fine. I'll go to the dance with Kurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. cyrano 2016-12-16 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	They'll look triply bad if I do them, but don't worry. I'm going to farm this one out to someone who's actually good at Charms. And promise that you'll actually open yourself up and try instead of spending the whole time looking like you don't want to be there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. firecoral 2016-12-16 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Couldn't you just spike Kurt's drink with some Skele-Gro? I promise I'll have fun at the Winter Formal, Bailey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. cyrano 2016-12-16 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Coralee. YESSS. Now, tell the poor boy that you'll go with him. He really did think that you wouldn't go for it, and you do need to tell him what corsage to buy and all that. If you need a save during the dance, I'll consider coming to rescue you. Okay? Don't be mad at me anymore pleeease? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. firecoral 2016-12-16 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	What? I'm just saying! I seriously doubt I'll need rescuing. Anyway, I'm not mad, just disappointed that your legendary matchmaking skills didn't deliver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. cyrano 2016-12-16 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	You're ridiculous. No, you're disappointed my legendary matchmaking skills didn't buy into what you think you want instead of giving you what you don't know you need. You can find your own status symbols and arm candy. I'm trying to enrich your life here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. firecoral 2016-12-17 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Says the girl who paired me with Kurt Wolfhart. What makes you think my life needs enriching? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bae/Coralee. cyrano 2016-12-17 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I maintain that you'd be good for each other. Everyone's life could use enriching. No matter how perfect your life seems, it could always get even better with a little change in routine. That's my opinion anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	A++ comment would guffaw again qnnc 2016-12-16 07:10 pm UTC (link)
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