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Tweak says, "all the pumped up kicks"

Timothy Drake (doyouevenlift) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-14 13:07:00

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! journal, christopher park

This just means if you want ice skating practice, the ice is now safe. Hockey, etc etc

[Warded to Levi]

is it weird if I

Do you think

I mean we're basically friends right?

[warded to Quinn]

You think I should give Morales a gift?

for his day of birth and shit

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	Chris qnnc 2016-12-14 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	... UNLESS... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris qnnc 2016-12-14 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose he doesn't need a SPANISH DICTIONARY, does he? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris qnnc 2016-12-14 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GO TO THE GROTTO TO GIVE HIM A SPANISH DICTIONARY, ARE YOU? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris qnnc 2016-12-14 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	HE'S THE ONE WHO WAS SPEAKING SPANISH TO YOU, WASN'T HE? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	shit One fucking question That's all I asked Fuck What the fuck are you trying to say (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh ho hoooooo You hooked up with Morales. Nice. Hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Do I get him a fucking gift or not, Cunningham. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Why should I know? You're going to his party and you hooked up once. (RIGHT? Or...?) It's not like you're betrothed, or as far as I know, even friends. He probably won't be expecting anything. You could always get him a card that says "Thanks for the dick." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	We are friends. When we get drunk. I've been nice to him all fucking year. Isn't that what friends mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Let's say you're friends. What would you get a friend that you only hang out with while drunk and is also way hot when he speaks Spanish? Theoretically speaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not giving him a fucking Spanish dictionary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	That was a legitimate hypothetical, asshole. Try again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	I don't fucking know? Alcohol? Or a bong Or the best orgasm he's ever had Which one of those sounds more feasible (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you his fucking friend. Don't you know gift shift about him. Aren't you supposed to be helpful. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	And if it's just a hypothetical why you keep bringing up the fucking Spanish (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris/Quinn

qnnc
2016-12-14 05:05 pm UTC (link)

What should you get Morales?
The orgasm is the most feasible and the most cost-effective of the options you proposed. I'm sure booze wouldn't go amiss if you have any gift-worthy bottles lying around.

Couldn't you ask Hertz? He lives with the guy. [...] Unless your best friend doesn't know that you hooked up with his cabin mate. [...] Because I hear that can be an awkward conversation to have. [...] I wouldn't know.

Am I Morales' friend?
Yes, but I wasn't planning on getting him a gift because I didn't have any ideas ~~or dragots~~. Isn't my pitching in for this party enough of a gift? Isn't my time and dedication enough of a gift? Isn't the inevitable influenza that will rip through the student body after Spin The Bottle the truest gift of all?

Why do I keep bringing up Spanish?
Because you brought it up a couple of days ago and I still think it's funny. And because it's hot. Let me have my fantasies, Park.

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	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Why the fuck did you organize that like an essay though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	You left me a lot of questions in a lot of different comments. And maybe I'm experiencing early-onset school withdrawal. Who knows, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Nerd (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Does that mean you figured it out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris/Quinn

doyouevenlift
2016-12-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)

I'm really concerned that you'd even consider such a thing about me

Of course I haven't

I'm gonna give Rob and Trixie butter knives for christmas, I gave Levi edible dicks for his birthday, because it's hilarious and I'm over here seriously thinking about what to get a guy I know nothing about.

Other than he likes crappy music. And lizards.

Okay. I'm just gonna give him Rob's snake. That sounds like a good plan.

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	Re: Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Very comprehensive. And I can't wait to find out what happens when you steal Virgil. Please tell me when you're pulling the heist so I can be there to witness your inevitable demise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	okay, so fuck you i'm just gonna ask levi. because fuck you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn qnnc 2016-12-14 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Levi will probably also advise you against Grant Theft Serpent. Oh hey, Park, I just remembered... did you see the bandage on Vector's hand in class today? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris/Quinn doyouevenlift 2016-12-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	I highly doubt that, actually yes? maybe? Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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