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Tweak says, "a new bell for your bycicle?"

Jesse McBride (ijustknowit) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-13 14:41:00

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Good luck out there, lil homies.

Stay thirsty. Stay toasty.

[Po'boy Peepshow]

On the agenda, what the fuck are we playing on Sunday?

1) Rebel Rebel - Bowie
2) ____________ - Bey
3) Original?
4) Original?
5) ???

[Quinn]

Wanna play cowbell for a song at formal?

[Da birdz (Azurcrests)]

Who's in charge of music for the Birthday Boys' bash?

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Quinn/Jesse

qnnc
2016-12-13 08:09 pm UTC (link)

I closed my eyes but since I couldn't read the rest of your prompt I had to open them. I'm imagining my eyes being closed, now. Nice, I'm hearing some jazz. I'm a little wobbly but it's nothing I haven't handled before. A red light? I wonder what that could be! Hey there, Bedroom Eyes, what's inside? Oh, I have to pay? Anything for you, honeycakes. I'm walking inside... and... what??! What's going on? What's that? Is that... How... Why... Oh God. I'm fainting. No, false alarm, I'm not fainting: I'm dead. I died and they'll never find my body and I never got to tell Ol' Bedroom Eyes that I loved him and it's all over. I wish I'd kept my eyes closed after all.
[...] Good name.

Since when? Tall sidekicks are totally in this season.

Fine but I'm probably still going to dance. I'll figure it out.

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	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ol' Bedroom Eyes and I dump your corpse in a ditch. No one mourns you. Since ALWAYS. This isn't a Mario and Luigi situation. You do you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, fuck. Nobody mourns me? And this is all before Sunday? I even had a date lined up! Fuck your peep show. Of course it isn't: neither of us has a moustache, and I'm probably the only one of us capable of growing one. I. Will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	[...] ~~You ha~~ Yeah, right. I'm the only guy in this school dumb enough to ask you. You've demonstrated that you're more than capable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fuck it. Phone life = spaces and I don't care anymore. ijustknowit 2016-12-13 08:53 pm UTC (link)
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	don't worry, i'm on too-much-wine life and could not give fewer fucks. qnnc 2016-12-13 08:54 pm UTC (link)
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	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously not. Going by Sidekick Logic (which I've just made up), that makes you the sidekick. Luigi. Luigi Iain James McBride... Junior. It has a nice ring to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Going with your girlfriends doesn't count. Okay. 1) I would be Waluigi if I'm anything. 2) Luigi Iain would NEVER happen. I know Canadians are all peace and love, but in Buffalo the Irish and Italians still stab each other over grade school sporting events. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse / 'WOODBRIDGE' IS A FUNNY ONTARIO-CENTRIC MAFIA JOKE, I SWEAR. qnnc 2016-12-13 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	... What girlfriends? My best friends are you and Park. The jokes write themselves. 1) Whatever, I don't care enough about Mario lore to deny you this one kindness. 2) ~~You should send all your Italians to Woodbridge like we did~~ How about fusion? Fusion's very 'now.' Luigiain James McBride. You can even lose the 'junior' if you want! What a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse / I BELIEVE YOU ijustknowit 2016-12-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Your cabinmates? I dunno. Be less weird. GET your grubby hands off my junior. I'm proud of my JR. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, no, definitely not my cabinmates. You be less weird. Fine, fine! Keep your 'junior'! (I wish you could hear the New Yorker accent in my head right now, it's dead on.) Then you'll be Luigiain James McBride, Jr. — but your dad's going to have to change his name, too. In the valiant name of Sidekickdom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Cool. Have fun with your date that I definitely believe exists. My dad's name is Thomas. How's Gordie, these days? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Yup I plan to. But if you're a junior you'll have to have a senior and– whatever. Gord is fine. Gord is cool. Gord remains un-slapped, and I appreciate that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	~~Tight to~~ I know the concept of grandparents is strange to you, because your parents dug you out of the ground like a rutabaga, but... whatever. Isn't there SOME small part of you that resents Gordo for raising you to be so desperately uncool? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Like a neep, McBride. I resent the fertility statues and the embarrassing stories they love sharing when guests are over but I'm very cool, tyvm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck is a neep? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's a turnip, dumbass. I thought we were getting all regional. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	What about me suggests to you that I would know the regional names of vegetables? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-13 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-14 12:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm getting you a Farmer's Almanac for Christmas so you can learn how to commune with Your People. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-14 12:51 am UTC (link)
	My people? That's racist. Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse qnnc 2016-12-14 01:24 am UTC (link)
	They'd probably agree. 'McBride? Please no, he's not one of ours.' They would insist through teary eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Quinn/Jesse ijustknowit 2016-12-14 01:41 am UTC (link)
	"Feed the boy to the wolves..." (15 years later) A JACKED and glistening man in his early thirties emerges from the forest. His eyes are a vibrant golden, so unlike the poop water brown they once were. The village women scream in horror AND ecstasy. It's freaky. "I've never been one of you," he growls, "I'M SO MUCH MORE!" (To be cont.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)