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nananananananana BATQUINNNN 🏏 (qnnc) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-11 21:30:00

Entry tags:

! ic/ooc, christopher park, levi kramer, quinn cunningham, robin youngblood

Pies & Dolls

Teenagers are kind of dumb.

Riding the high of Honeychurch-baked goods after too long of a dough-drought, foxes in blue jays' feathers Levi Kramer and Quinn Cunningham challenged Coppertales Robin Youngblood and Christopher Park to a pie-eating contest. Which pair could finish a whole one of Cecil's pies in the fastest possible time? And even better, what could possibly go wrong?

Like I said, teenagers are dumb.

Aaaanyways. We just wanted you guys to know the results.

RULES

Two pies are divided into 8 separate slices
Each contestant must finish 4 slices
If a contestant is unable to finish all four slices, their teammate must finish the abandoned slices for their pie to be considered 'completed.'

SLICE	YOUNGBLOOD/PARK	KRAMER/CUNNINGHAM
1	Robin finishes his slice in 30 seconds. Chris finishes his slice in 30 seconds.	Levi finishes his slice in 30 seconds. Quinn is a failure and gives up after 30 seconds.
2	Robin finishes his slice in 44 seconds. Chris finishes his slice in 45 seconds.	Levi finishes his slice in 26 seconds. Quinn begins making a list of remote locations she could move to.
3	Robin finishes his slice in 60 seconds. Or maybe he finishes it in 55 seconds and spends about 5 seconds trying not to gag. Chris insists he is not a failure, still gives up after 60 seconds.	Levi finishes his slice in 77 seconds. Quinn wonders if face transplants are a thing.
4	Robin finishes his slice in 75 seconds. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes his slice in 75 seconds. Quinn mocks Chris for giving up, ignores anybody who points out that she also gave up.
5	Robin calls Chris a 'little bitch' for quitting as he finished Chris’ third slice in 45 seconds. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes Quinn's first slice in 45 seconds. Quinn asks Levi if he's really going to eat the entire pie by himself.
6	Robin finishes Chris' fourth slice in 97 seconds. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting. After 5 minutes and 51 seconds of solid eating, YOUNGBLOOD/PARK ARE THE WINNERS!	Insisting that Levi's honeybee Cecil's pie is too sweet to waste, Levi keeps eating despite his team's loss. Levi finishes Quinn's second slice in 104 seconds. Quinn wanders off to find a trash can in case Levi has some... trouble... holding his pie.
7	Robin slams the empty pie tin on the ground and does half of a victory dance before turning very, very white. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes Quinn's third slice in 115 seconds. Quinn is still absent.
8	Robin will be right back after these messages, y’all. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes Quinn's fourth and final slice in 130 seconds. Quinn returns with the trash can just in time to hoot and holler for Levi. She demands a rematch at a much, much, much later date. It took Levi 10 minutes and 2 seconds to finish his team's pie.

Before anybody asks about what they're dreading the most: yes, this was meticulously planned, and yes, we had RNG rolls and everything.

And no, this isn't an actual IC/OOC or anything. It just needed to be stated for the record.

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