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nananananananana BATQUINNNN 🏏 (qnnc) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-11 21:30:00

Entry tags:

! ic/ooc, christopher park, levi kramer, quinn cunningham, robin youngblood

Pies & Dolls

Teenagers are kind of dumb.

Riding the high of Honeychurch-baked goods after too long of a dough-drought, foxes in blue jays' feathers Levi Kramer and Quinn Cunningham challenged Coppertales Robin Youngblood and Christopher Park to a pie-eating contest. Which pair could finish a whole one of Cecil's pies in the fastest possible time? And even better, what could possibly go wrong?

Like I said, teenagers are dumb.

Aaaanyways. We just wanted you guys to know the results.

RULES

Two pies are divided into 8 separate slices
Each contestant must finish 4 slices
If a contestant is unable to finish all four slices, their teammate must finish the abandoned slices for their pie to be considered 'completed.'

SLICE	YOUNGBLOOD/PARK	KRAMER/CUNNINGHAM
1	Robin finishes his slice in 30 seconds. Chris finishes his slice in 30 seconds.	Levi finishes his slice in 30 seconds. Quinn is a failure and gives up after 30 seconds.
2	Robin finishes his slice in 44 seconds. Chris finishes his slice in 45 seconds.	Levi finishes his slice in 26 seconds. Quinn begins making a list of remote locations she could move to.
3	Robin finishes his slice in 60 seconds. Or maybe he finishes it in 55 seconds and spends about 5 seconds trying not to gag. Chris insists he is not a failure, still gives up after 60 seconds.	Levi finishes his slice in 77 seconds. Quinn wonders if face transplants are a thing.
4	Robin finishes his slice in 75 seconds. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes his slice in 75 seconds. Quinn mocks Chris for giving up, ignores anybody who points out that she also gave up.
5	Robin calls Chris a 'little bitch' for quitting as he finished Chris’ third slice in 45 seconds. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes Quinn's first slice in 45 seconds. Quinn asks Levi if he's really going to eat the entire pie by himself.
6	Robin finishes Chris' fourth slice in 97 seconds. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting. After 5 minutes and 51 seconds of solid eating, YOUNGBLOOD/PARK ARE THE WINNERS!	Insisting that Levi's honeybee Cecil's pie is too sweet to waste, Levi keeps eating despite his team's loss. Levi finishes Quinn's second slice in 104 seconds. Quinn wanders off to find a trash can in case Levi has some... trouble... holding his pie.
7	Robin slams the empty pie tin on the ground and does half of a victory dance before turning very, very white. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes Quinn's third slice in 115 seconds. Quinn is still absent.
8	Robin will be right back after these messages, y’all. Chris is probably swearing a lot and pouting.	Levi finishes Quinn's fourth and final slice in 130 seconds. Quinn returns with the trash can just in time to hoot and holler for Levi. She demands a rematch at a much, much, much later date. It took Levi 10 minutes and 2 seconds to finish his team's pie.

Before anybody asks about what they're dreading the most: yes, this was meticulously planned, and yes, we had RNG rolls and everything.

And no, this isn't an actual IC/OOC or anything. It just needed to be stated for the record.

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	firstposition 2016-12-11 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Rafael refused to intervene because this is natural selection and if you die it wasn't illegal but it was your own own fault. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	choneychurch 2016-12-11 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Cecil thinks that he and Raf need to take some responsibility for this disaster. :( Don't be callous, Rafael. Look at your poor housemates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-11 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	S i g h. Chris is just having a quality sulk. Robin, on the other hand... Okay, Rafael goes to take care of Robin and get him back to the cabin safe and sound, and with a potion for the upset stomach he'll probably have to endure for who knows how long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hanshotfirst 2016-12-11 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Idk Robin is super difficult to find right now, loudly throwing up behind a bush 10 feet away as he is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-11 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, did someone say prefect? What they really meant was babysitter. Alright. Get it out of your system. Yep. That's it. It's okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	choneychurch 2016-12-11 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, Raf! Aaaand Cecil will do the same for Levi because oh my god he ate so much pie. Please don't die, Levi. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-11 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	okay well first off chris would like it to be publicly acknowledged by Rafael that HE for ONCE knew when to quit. WHO HAS THE TUMMY ACHE NOW ROBIN WHO. I'm sorry, chris is basically hovering over Robin as he pukes behind a bush, taunting him because they are terrible winners, and terrible people (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-11 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Chris he was on your team. He won the whole stupid thing for you. HOWEVER, Rafael will publicly acknowledge Chris' brief moment of restraint if he'll stop making fun of their violently ill roommate. That seems fair. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hanshotfirst 2016-12-11 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Robin flips him off and tries to throw up on his shoe. Chris doesn't get to brag about BEING A LITTLE BITCH. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-11 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	This is how chris ends up hopping a circle around Robin while shouting "WHO'S THE LITTLE BITCH NOW HOWS YOUR MOUTH TASTE' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hanshotfirst 2016-12-11 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	This is how Robin ends up trying to trip Chris while yelling, "STILL YOU, DIPSHIT, WAY TO FUCKING QUI--" wait hang on a sec, he's not gonna throw up he just needs to get this shit under control real quick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-11 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	This is how Chris ends up laughing far more genuinely than he's laughed in a literal month, even though he managed to dodge Robin's attempts at tripping only to trip over his own feet. It doesn't matter, he's still laughing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2016-12-11 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Quinn isn't about to fault him for that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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