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darling clementine (neattrick) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-05 19:57:00

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! journal, clementine decourt

INNOCENT QUESTION: has anyone ever tried to decorate the ornery oak for christmas??

EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH TEAM:

hey boss. not to bite the hand that feeds, but... can i miss practice this saturday? i wanna go on the camping trip

	cyrano 2016-12-05 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I dedicate my passion for Potions into developing one that can regrow an eye the way we can regrow bones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-05 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	this is getting so gross and weird i just wanted to put a christmas star on the oak tree (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyrano 2016-12-05 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	You wanted to put a Christmas Star on an oak tree that fights back. There's a difference. If you just wanted to put a Christmas star on any old oak tree, we wouldn't be having this conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pageantry 2016-12-05 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	You know? I think Clem would look fetching with an eye patch. FOCUS on LOVE! ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyrano 2016-12-05 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	I am focused on love! That's why I'm letting her do it. Hypothetically or otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pageantry 2016-12-05 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	This may make her happy momentarily but it's jeopardizing her health. It's like having a baby sibling. Sure, chewing on things may make them happy, but you would never let the baby pick up a tiny toy to chew on because it's a choking hazard! Sometimes love means protecting people from themselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyrano 2016-12-05 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Did you just compare Clem to a baby? Toni, OMG. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pageantry 2016-12-05 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I mean, I was GOING to say like, you know, not giving a dog chocolate because of how much they want it but I figured that comparison might be worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyrano 2016-12-05 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	EL OH EL. I mean, I do see your point but — haha. This is probably why I'm not a prefect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pageantry 2016-12-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Stahp Probably. ♥ Although I would BLINDLY follow you anywhere. However, it would be due to wearing a blindfold and not loss of vision. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyrano 2016-12-05 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Aww ♥ ♥ Well, at least you won't have to follow me up a tree. That's Clem's jam, not mine. I was planning to spend the afternoon quietly indoors reading a book and breaking no rules whatsoever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pageantry 2016-12-06 12:00 am UTC (link)
	And yet here you are encouraging her to her DOOM. What if the tree doesn't want to be decorated? Like how I try to give people makeovers and they're just, like, sooooo against it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cyrano 2016-12-06 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I just want my friends to dream their dreams and live their best lives, Toni. Why is that so wrong? Then I guess Clem's about to lose an eye? I don't know what you want from me here! (Reply to this) (Parent)