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Ryan Hertz ([info]glasshalfdoomed) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-05 20:37:00

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I have literally never been happier that I tend to avoid physical contact on a day to day basis.

Excluding when I'm drunk, obviously.


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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-05 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Fuck you.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 08:41 pm UTC (link)
I love you too.

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[info]morale
2016-12-05 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I should've grabbed you when you came to make sure I wasn't dead.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:00 pm UTC (link)
I'm honestly surprised you didn't. I was half expecting post-concussion hugs, and went in there tense and ready for it.

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 08:58 pm UTC (link)
No one likes a sore winner, Hertz.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm just expressing my happiness. Isn't that what everyone wants me to do?

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 09:03 pm UTC (link)
You're being a bag of dicks, is what you're doing. Not that I mind. I am not infected.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Where did that phrase even come from? And does nobody else find it deeply disturbing?

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 09:08 pm UTC (link)
On the day you were born, the doctors looked at you, and they said, "Hm. This one. This one right here. He looks like something. What is it?" And then the nurse said, with complete seriousness, "A bag of dicks, sir." And thus the phrase was launched.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Wow. What a trendsetter I am. I never knew.

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Love and embrace it as I have loved and embraced you. How long do you think it'll take for this plague to pass?

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 10:16 pm UTC (link)
I will cherish it. And if the trend of these plagues is any indication, a few days AT LEAST.

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 11:14 pm UTC (link)
Well, all right. I can rock a hazmat suit. I'll make it fashionable. Maybe I'll put flowers on it somewhere. This is fine.

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I'm sorry I fucking laughed
[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-05 09:30 pm UTC (link)

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if this is how the survivors of the zombie apocalypse will feel?

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)
I'm wearing a hazmat suit to class until this all clears up, and the teachers can come at me with their detentions. My face doesn't do blue freckles.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:13 pm UTC (link)
"Cute," they say. "Adorable," they claim. "It's like mono but without the weight loss," they advise, when they want to sound edgy.

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 09:17 pm UTC (link)
If this is the first step in the zombie apocalypse, I'm dropping out. It started not with a whisper, not with a bang, but with blue freckles.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:20 pm UTC (link)
I don't know what color says "cold, dead, reanimated corpses" more than blue does. I suggest we find a nice sturdy chest to charm into a modestly sized home and prepare to wait this one out.

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 09:32 pm UTC (link)
But — class. Actually, I only have Artificing and Charms tomorrow, and I hate those two. Nevermind. Skipping class to wait out the zombie apocalypse, let's go.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:34 pm UTC (link)
This is exactly why you should do all your work two weeks ahead. You never know when you'll be called upon to survive for the sake of mankind.

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[info]misssperfect
2016-12-05 10:10 pm UTC (link)
This is exactly what I always say!! Well maybe without the mention of zombie apocalypses but my message remains the same.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Great minds think alike, captain. How are you faring in the midst of these diseased and troubled times?

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if you're encouraging her or she's encouraging you, but both of y'all need to stop.

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[info]cyrano
2016-12-05 11:15 pm UTC (link)
BOOOOOOO.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)
I will probably be a lot less amused because I'll have to hide from brain-eating zombies as opposed to just some little freckles.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Good point. If you're already hiding from just some little freckles, you'll not be long for a post-apocalyptic world.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:21 pm UTC (link)
There's no hiding right now. I live in ground zero. I can't hide. I'm just lucky for once.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I've never seen a man so intent on jinxing himself.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:31 pm UTC (link)
It's a tactic. Like reverse psychology.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:36 pm UTC (link)
And how effective is mental warfare on a contagion?

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:37 pm UTC (link)
I'll let you know when this is all over.

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[info]tried
2016-12-05 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Good luck. Keep your head down and your hands to yourself.

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[info]adorbs
2016-12-05 09:07 pm UTC (link)
You do not want a hug??
:(

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DAMNIT ADDY. HITTING HIM IN HIS SOFT SPOT FOR HER ;)
[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I never turn down hugs from you.

I'm just pleased I've escaped (so far).

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;)
[info]adorbs
2016-12-05 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I'll iou for later, bb, it's cool. You should keep freckleless if you want!'

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:32 pm UTC (link)
That sounds good! I have no aversion to freckles, I just want to see if I can make it through this one clear now.

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[info]adorbs
2016-12-05 09:34 pm UTC (link)
You maaay have to sleep in the lodge tonight to make sure of that. Your dormies are p sneaky
JUST A WARNING

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh I know. I'm pretty sure Levi is plotting already. Maybe I just won't sleep.

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[info]adorbs
2016-12-05 09:44 pm UTC (link)
But thennn they'll ambush your sleep deprived self and it will all be in vain.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Even sleep deprived I'm fairly confident I can take them.

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[info]iviie
2016-12-05 09:21 pm UTC (link)
I've been dodging hugs all day.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 09:33 pm UTC (link)
See, this is what I've been advising all along.

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[info]iviie
2016-12-05 10:00 pm UTC (link)
You were just ahead of your time, Ryan.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-05 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I was just told I'm a trendsetter. Two in one night must make it true.

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[info]doobwaa
2016-12-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
Be wary. There are people that will touch you when you don't even notice! Like napping.

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