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Rafael Ramirez is a tyrant. (firstposition) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-01 11:36:00

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The post of a million wards.
Is everyone happy with their patronus?

[Warded to Wes]

Are you in the mood to talk about the incident when you were camping?

[Warded to Sun-mi]

How are you feeling? Is it okay for me to ask?

[Warded to Ravi]

Do you want to talk about what happened or have you already bottled it up and buried it?

[Warded to Cecil]

Cecil, I hate to ask you for favors, because I know how busy you are. However, I need your help with something.

	firstposition 2016-12-01 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	If you all start arguing about the reality of the platypus again I will kill someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	My money's on Park. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-01 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno. According to my patronus, I'm nimble as fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Are deer venomous? No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-01 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Don't gotta be. They're faster than a fucking platypus. So if it's between me and him, the snakes getting him first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ramirez, are you going to kill one of them in water or on land? This is a crucial element of the scenario and it's missing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	challenge 2016-12-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	God help me, I want to know this too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	challenge 2016-12-01 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	I also now wonder if Patroni can fight each other. Science reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	firstposition 2016-12-01 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Rattlesnakes are excellent swimmers so really I am an unstoppable killer and both of them should feel nervous about me in this animal-based metaphor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hanshotfirst 2016-12-01 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Pfft I got venom in my ankle, aint no one ever expect that shit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-01 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	How will you even reach me with your ankle when your legs are so stubby? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-01 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Deers can outrun snakes. You ain't even got any legs how you gonna run (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-01 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I lie in wait, obviously. I do not have the time to chase anyone, Chris. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-02 02:53 am UTC (link)
	That's fucking cheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	All is fair in love and war and the food chain. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Ramirez. No. Snakes cannot swim. That's a lie. ~~Right???~~ That has to be a lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-01 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	I am almost certain they can. The slither along the surface. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	I hear what you're saying loud and clear, but how about snakes not swimming. How about we keep to that topic. It's a perfectly good topic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-01 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Quinn... Are you afraid of snakes (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-01 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	~~Terrif~~ Absolutely not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-02 02:53 am UTC (link)
	This is awkward. Ramirez, are you afraid of coyotes? I'm asking for a friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	firstposition 2016-12-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
	Not even a little bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2016-12-02 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	This is so unfair. (Reply to this) (Parent)