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ugly quail (kingulysses) wrote in goose_ooc,

cameron & cash & baby quayle (wow, long)
A SPECIAL ITEM! boo, i took a raw deal with my neopets quest lottery event. no one told me my character could have gotten a PRIZE. also hooray, memes! i am EXTREMELY BAD at sorting people, so like, feel free to tell me if i've gotten my own characters wrong, lmao.

• cassius is a slytherin, probably, or maybe a ravenclaw if i'm feeling nice. i'm pretty sure ulysses is a shitty gryffindor. a really shitty gryffindor. i just spent the last 5 mins bamboozling myself over this.


• uhh, ulysses initial character concept was supposed to be Fun™ but then he quickly descended into Too Many Feelings™ territory and now i think ebonhide is his only home. maybe coppertale. he is easily antagonised by coppertales, which, for ulysses, is more or less the same as being friends with them. cash is very much a coppertale.


• yikes. so. apparently, ive never been fun even once in my life.
  
  

uhhh re hogwarts OK FUNNY STORY so like all friendless swots i thought of myself as a ravenclaw when i was a youth but then when pottermore came out jj made me sign up for the thing and it just so happened that i had gotten my wisdom teeth out two days before? it was fine but then i got on an airplane and i was spitting a lot of blood, so i took some codeine.

big mistake. apparently, my body does not metabolise codeine correctly. i spent the next several hours in truly excruciating abdominal pain (like: cutting off part of my thumb did not hold a candle to this shit), but did i give up? hell no. i took that sorting test from the floor of my father's bathroom. which was cool, except i think the pain made something got fuzzy inside my dumb animal brain, because whenever the question would be like "what do you value?" i meant to be like "thinking about stuff!" but instead i was like [groaning from the bowels of hell] STREEEENGTH...... THE FIIIIIIIIGHT...... NEVER..... GIVING UP.

i got sorted as a gryffindor and it prompted an identity crisis like you wouldn't believe, lmfao. me? a dumb jock? but? i had to shove several nerds into one (1) locker to process my feelings over it. also, these days i sort as a slytherin, so like... who am i? the world may never know.