Alex + too many characters what am I doing What are your Gooseberry and Hogwarts houses?
Gooseberry: COPPERTALE. FIGHT ME.
Hogwarts: HUFFLEPUFF. HUG ME.
What Hogwarts house would your characters be in?
Nate: Hufflepuff all the way. If something doesn’t seem to be working, let’s just try working harder at it.
Riley: Slytherin. But like, a dumb Slytherin. She’s willing to be a cutthroat snake, she’s just not smart enough to be top dog.
Rosy: EVERY DAY I GO BACK AND FORTH ON THIS. She’s Slytherdor as fuck. Her personality is more Slytherin, but her choosing Gryffindor over Slytherin would be similar to her choosing Ribbonfin over Coppertale. Slytherin wouldn't be good for her, but she would have DONE SO WELL.
Robin: ALSO PRETTY SLYTHERDOR? He’s basically the opposite of Rosy though, in that he has more Gryffindor leanings (he’s BOLD, he’s FEARLESS TO THE POINT OF STUPIDITY), but his in-it-for-himself,-I-will-fuck-you-over-if-you-try-to-stop-me-from-getting-what-I-want attitude is what pushes him toward Slytherin.
Jeffy: I THINK he’s a Gryffindor. But maybe possibly Hufflepuff? I’m gonna say Gryffindor. This is exactly the kind of Gryffindor I usually write.
Is there another Gooseberry house they could have gone into instead?
Nate: Ribbonfin. Look at him, he doesn’t like fun and HE IS NOT A COPPERTALE ARE YOU KIDDING ME THEY WOULD EAT HIM ALIVE. But he likes people to be happy and he'd rather think things through calmly and rationally. :x And then he could have been roomies with Ravi and they would have just had study sleepovers every night.
Riley: Coppertale. FIGHT HER.
Rosy: LMFAO OF COURSE IT’S COPPERTALE. I find myself like making lists in my head of Rosy’s Ribbonfin traits just so I can justify her actually fitting in there.
Robin: So I had a dream last night that the Coppertale senior boys got like parsed out into other cabins (or something? I honestly don’t fucking know.) and I was upset because there is no other house that Robin could possibly fit into. Like. If he HAD to go somewhere else, he would say Azurcrest, but it’s honestly more likely to be Ebonhide? I think? He’s intense. He’s just not going to be writing y’all poems ok.
Jeffy: RIBBONFIN. He just wants all of you to be happy ok. :c