InsaneJournal

HEY-O! Cheryl here, and I bring you a new baby. Sophomores were having so much fun, so I nabbed one.

This is FERN MUFFERAW. Yes, Plaid Dad’s daughter. Ugh, don’t remind her.

Her concept is, “Plaid dad is RUINING HER LIFE; brattiness ensues.”

Fern is blunt, sarcastic, terse, honest, and sometimes comes off as mean. She’s not trying to hurt your delicate feelings, she just doesn’t have time to beat around the bush. Fern isn’t the person to ask if that skirt makes your butt look fat - unless you’re prepared to hear, “No, but it’s still ugly.”

She is a straight A student this year, excelling most at hands on classes, especially Magizoology. On the other hand, she likes to break rules just to see what she can get away with, toeing the line of what’s too much. She is a hard worker, patient, focused, and a long term planner, which means she’s a great group project partner and vengeful when she has a grudge.

Fern has three older siblings, two of which are GB alums. She doesn’t like to be compared to them, tyvm. She also doesn’t like when older students try to parent her or coddle her. Her parent is already practically right over her shoulder, and if she wanted to be coddled she would go home to her grand plaids, okay.

She is really bitter she didn’t get to bring her dog to school, so she has a pet rat named Labrador and she calls him Lab Rat.