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actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-19 20:59:00

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! introduction, player: jackie

The is Jackie with a fresh brat. Just in time for him to ... not be at school.

Which, in respect to his numerous character failures, is pretty fitting. Ahem. Yes.

• Sebastien Lacroix, Ebonhide Sophomore, Prefect & Human Disaster.
• Bash comes from a mixed-magic household: His mother is a ~~Amazonian Goddess~~ Squib who works as a therapist for MACUSA, his father is ~~Wash~~ a sarcastic no-maj in a permanent wheely-chair, and his Gram has probably killed people.
• He also has four older sisters and three nieces. Most importantly, his ~~better half~~ twin, Ariel - yes, they were named by their siblings, it's deeply tragic - who is a Squib like his mother.
• He's one of those ADHD kids that are simultaneously brilliant and utterly incapable of anything short of (REALLY EARNEST) human dervish or intense hyperfocus. He needs to be led around by his ear. NOTICE: Please feel free to lead him around by his ear. He does directions well.
• 110% the Unofficial-Official Freshman Courier of 2012.
• Classes : Astronomy, Hermeticism, History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Potions, Transfiguration -- Clubs : Gaming, LARP, Outdoor Exploration
• His LARP name is definitely Cannon Fodder. He probably dies every five seconds. He is probably basically there to die. You need someone to stick on an imaginary pike for plot development? He is your man.

COME BE HIS FRIEND. Please. His app is over here - but it is long and rambly in a manner that is character-accurate. I apologize in advance to anyone that actually ventures over there.

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suchaguppy
2016-12-20 06:30 am UTC (link)

YAY, FRIENDS. FRIENDS THAT ARE DUDES. And, yes. Please be patient. Also, thank you. Good lord.

Fascinating is cool though. I mean, Spock's into it. And, yeah. They'd die in the woods. Bash's survival skills extend to knowing where every deli in the tri-state area is.

Leaving his decaying carcass on the ground is a totally legitimate life choice, Chris. And, yes! He totally would have delivered shit. And would be way into the fine details of wrapping things. Like, "Dude, what kind of liking this girl are we talking about? You want some curlicue ribbon? Or are we talking one of those big ass, fuck-off bows? Because those things are the shit. Do you have good paper? You need good paper."

And this is because Olivia's perfect.

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	doyouevenlift 2016-12-21 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Teo's survival skills extend to being able to befriend most trees Chris is just gonna spend half of larp knelt by Sebastian's corpse, and questioning the kid's life choices. It won't even be helpful. And then he'll go to the same kid he mocked during larp and be like 'hey, wrap my shit, and deliver it to the only prefect more likely to make you cry than Ramirez' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

suchaguppy
2016-12-21 04:45 pm UTC (link)

Hey, if they happen to run into some Ents when they get hopelessly lost, they'll be totally fine. So that's always awesome.

Hey, questions are totally part of the betterment process. Leading to a deeper and more profound understanding of self. Or something. Y'know. Blah blah blah enlightenment blah blah. And he will salute nonetheless and trip over himself on the way to bring important shit to Lady Stoker, She Who Kneecaps Men.

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