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actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-19 20:59:00

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! introduction, player: jackie

The is Jackie with a fresh brat. Just in time for him to ... not be at school.

Which, in respect to his numerous character failures, is pretty fitting. Ahem. Yes.

• Sebastien Lacroix, Ebonhide Sophomore, Prefect & Human Disaster.
• Bash comes from a mixed-magic household: His mother is a ~~Amazonian Goddess~~ Squib who works as a therapist for MACUSA, his father is ~~Wash~~ a sarcastic no-maj in a permanent wheely-chair, and his Gram has probably killed people.
• He also has four older sisters and three nieces. Most importantly, his ~~better half~~ twin, Ariel - yes, they were named by their siblings, it's deeply tragic - who is a Squib like his mother.
• He's one of those ADHD kids that are simultaneously brilliant and utterly incapable of anything short of (REALLY EARNEST) human dervish or intense hyperfocus. He needs to be led around by his ear. NOTICE: Please feel free to lead him around by his ear. He does directions well.
• 110% the Unofficial-Official Freshman Courier of 2012.
• Classes : Astronomy, Hermeticism, History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Potions, Transfiguration -- Clubs : Gaming, LARP, Outdoor Exploration
• His LARP name is definitely Cannon Fodder. He probably dies every five seconds. He is probably basically there to die. You need someone to stick on an imaginary pike for plot development? He is your man.

COME BE HIS FRIEND. Please. His app is over here - but it is long and rambly in a manner that is character-accurate. I apologize in advance to anyone that actually ventures over there.

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idfk
2016-12-20 04:41 am UTC (link)

UGH GOD HE'S SO PRECIOUS

levi will prooobabblyyy want to adopt him as his son??? maybe?? micah and, like... solo(maybe?) are also his "sons". which is his weird way of saying "I WILL TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING AND PROTECT YOU AND IGNORE YOUR FAULTS." and they're in LARP and OE together. but levi's also a troublemaker and seb's a prefect so idk??

MAGGIE THOUGH. maggie (

fensterln) is Mommy AF, which might be overbearing if seb's not into being mommed by girls who aren't his actual mom. and if he hates glitter... i have bad news for you, the ebonlady senior dorm is covered in glitter and she's partially responsible for that. ALSO, if he was a Courier last year, maybe he could've been one of her "spies"? which would've just equated to him running around and locating maggie's Head Girl girlfriend for her last year and reporting back with whatever details maggie requested. (where is she? what is she wearing? what color is it? would you say my dress color compliments hers? what style of makeup was she wearing? i don't want to twin with her.) basically a lot of this.

andddd i think ennis (

sheepishly) will like him by default just because ennis tries to get along with everyone. they're in gaming club together, but ennis mostly plays casey's tabletop game while he's there. we can just see how they interact in-game?

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suchaguppy
2016-12-20 06:39 am UTC (link)

PLEASE IGNORE ALL OF HIS FAULTS, LEVI. Though, there are a lot. He might actually disappear without his faults. Whoops. And he's probably really bad at Prefecting the upperclassmen. It probably just amounts to him looking really sad and stressed out and going 'C'mon, dude. Ms. Rhee's gonna look at me all stern and shit and I'm gonna cry. Stop?' And hoping for the best.

Bash definitely pretends that he doesn't want to be mommed by women, but let us all take a moment to be real with ourselves here - being mommed by women is legit ALL THAT HE KNOWS. He probably collapsed into a puddle of relief the second Maggie started telling him what to do. Ohgod, he had been so lost. He requires direction. And nattering. (He hates glitter because it is herpes, Maggie. You can't get rid of it. You think it is gone, but NOPE. It's STILL THERE. HOW. WHY.) And he'd be awesome at telling you about your girlfriend's makeup. He's probably worn half of the MAC counter.

Yes! We will see! Though Bash wouldn't like it if people were mean to Ennis. Cause, dude. Look. He's a noodle. And his hair looks like clouds. Leave him alone and let him live.

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