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actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-19 20:59:00

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! introduction, player: jackie

The is Jackie with a fresh brat. Just in time for him to ... not be at school.

Which, in respect to his numerous character failures, is pretty fitting. Ahem. Yes.

• Sebastien Lacroix, Ebonhide Sophomore, Prefect & Human Disaster.
• Bash comes from a mixed-magic household: His mother is a ~~Amazonian Goddess~~ Squib who works as a therapist for MACUSA, his father is ~~Wash~~ a sarcastic no-maj in a permanent wheely-chair, and his Gram has probably killed people.
• He also has four older sisters and three nieces. Most importantly, his ~~better half~~ twin, Ariel - yes, they were named by their siblings, it's deeply tragic - who is a Squib like his mother.
• He's one of those ADHD kids that are simultaneously brilliant and utterly incapable of anything short of (REALLY EARNEST) human dervish or intense hyperfocus. He needs to be led around by his ear. NOTICE: Please feel free to lead him around by his ear. He does directions well.
• 110% the Unofficial-Official Freshman Courier of 2012.
• Classes : Astronomy, Hermeticism, History of Magic, Outdoor Education, Potions, Transfiguration -- Clubs : Gaming, LARP, Outdoor Exploration
• His LARP name is definitely Cannon Fodder. He probably dies every five seconds. He is probably basically there to die. You need someone to stick on an imaginary pike for plot development? He is your man.

COME BE HIS FRIEND. Please. His app is over here - but it is long and rambly in a manner that is character-accurate. I apologize in advance to anyone that actually ventures over there.

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	this is not a valid reply to your fab intro qnnc 2016-12-19 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	so what ur sayin is he has a (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) squibling YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH (blame manx for ever introducing me to the word "kaomoji" i can't stop) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: this is not a valid reply to your fab intro suchaguppy 2016-12-19 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	omg, i - i have no words. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: this is not a valid reply to your fab intro suchaguppy 2016-12-19 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, I have "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS" - but that is not a very productive word. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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qnnc
2016-12-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)

about as productive as my original comment. :P

FIRST, I LOVE THAT HIS LARP NAME IS "CANNON FODDER." when i was a kid and took programming classes (don't judge) that were actually 75% rainbow six, i was the only student allowed on the teachers' team. i made my name "decoy." i getchu, li'l bash.

my characters don't overlap with him much. :( casey's in gaming, kurt's in OE, and quinn's a prefect. that's about it?

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suchaguppy
2016-12-19 10:29 pm UTC (link)

I had to take programming classes in high school. And technical drawing. And also Russian. So I really can't judge anybody. But Decoy is an awesome name. You can't judge someone with the code name Decoy.

Bash has probably informed Casey that his abs are a work of art at least once. In the factual manner that most people use to tell people that their shirts are red. Like, it's a fact. Shirt is red. Abs are fantastic. And Quinn can deploy him to do shit she doesn't want to deal with. He is totally prepared to be bossed around by ladies 24/7.

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glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-19 09:42 pm UTC (link)

DUDE. I saw that he was no longer on the pending list so I creeped on the cast list and read him. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, OMG. Note: His nickname of Bash will forever make me think of Reign lol)

Vee loves him and he was named after her favoritest movie so. She will happily herd this little cat.

Ana finds him a bit overwhelming but also oddly endearing, so.

Ryan likely will not have much to do with him, but I'm open to any randomness.

Annnnnd Marilyn loves everyone. So, she'll be friendly!

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suchaguppy
2016-12-19 09:52 pm UTC (link)

He is a disaster. He needs love an direction. ALSO BASH IS A MUCH BETTER NAME THAN GUPPY. ... well, literally anything is better than Guppy. Other than maybe like Mussolini or something. BUT STILL.

Vee is a beautiful mermaid princess. Her hair is made of sunshine.

Ana, this dichotomy is pretty much the only reason why he's made it to this point in life. It is his only source of pride.

And, yes! We'll see about everybody else!

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notmonroe
2016-12-19 10:18 pm UTC (link)

Vee thinks Guppy is a FINE NAME, but she won't call him that if it upsets him. Mussoloini makes me think of like pasta so. LOL

This is like a Regina George selling point, but Vee is totally a fan of this. Can it go in a sign she can frame for her room? Tshirts maybe?

Ana thinks he's moving more into endearing and amusing and adorable, but she is trying to pretend like she's immune. ;)

I forgot Marilyn is in LARP too, so they'll cross paths there!

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	suchaguppy 2016-12-19 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	It isn't. It really isn't. Pasta would be a better name. He has no artistic talent. But he could probably bother someone into making a sign for him? It's probably safer that way, Ana. Run. Run while you still can. (Reply to this) (Parent)

princeprincess
2016-12-19 09:59 pm UTC (link)

HE IS SO CUTE.

So, Kenzie here will..... be..... herself, but she'll probably find him funny which wins him points?

With Rafael, Bash is one of his baby prefects AND one of his baby LARPers. Rafael is also big on giving directions (to no one's surprise ever), so he could be an upperclassman who looks out for Bash? Rafael's mom is also a squib, coincidentally.

Diego won't cross paths with him often, but he'll be friendly!

Reid... will probably talk to Bash even less. :(

Calvin, though, is in his year! Last year he was nasty and mean, this year he's a more tolerable abrasive. Cute boys his age make him IRRATIONALLY ANGRY when they're nice to him or just generally likeable ~~because they scare him~~ so he's probably a little touch and go with Bash.

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suchaguppy
2016-12-19 10:18 pm UTC (link)

HE TRIES. Really hard, actually.

He also probably regularly refers to her as a fiery-tressed goddess. So there's that.

Good lord, he definitely needs looking-out-for. And Raf's cool (and, y'know, hot - though that's less relevant in terms of respect and just more of a footnote for reference) so he'd be MORE than happy to listen to him. And, dude, fistbump. His mom doesn't need magic. She can kick ass and she has abs for days.

Diego has awesome specs. This has probably been commented on in passing, at the very least.

It's okay, Reid. He's overwhelming at the best of times.

Bash definitely blinks in mild confusion at Calvin sometimes. But is definitely still friendly and helpful and will ramble at him like a weirdo. He probably loves the everliving shit out of his accent too. Because Bastien has the thickest Brooklyn accent. It does not exude class. It exudes 'I often loiter on people's stoops and have no idea where most of the g's in my vocabulary have gone. But not class.

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ferdies
2016-12-19 10:43 pm UTC (link)

I love him and I ship his parents now soooo yes

AND HE'S In Ebonhide!! Leo lives there, and even if they do not have much actual overlap, he would look out for him a little. He wouldve at least tried to make sure the 2012 delivery seniors did not misuse their power over this poor boy :\

Addy thinks he is fantastic and will adore him inevitably

And Ferdie is another prefect! They are also in gaming club. He will be nice!

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suchaguppy
2016-12-19 10:50 pm UTC (link)

I couldn't help myself. (... I didn't even try to help myself.)

It's okay, Leo. He accidentally got in on a lot of gossip. Not really spreading it. But, damn. Some shit. It went down. He is sort of amazed and horrified and impressed all at once.

Addy you are also fantastic. Just - basic facts of life right there.

Yay, nice! And, dude, Bash can 100% help out on the weird t-shirt front. Sebastian looks like a neon rainbow vomited on him sometimes.

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	gaspingbreath 2016-12-19 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	BEST FRIENDS YO! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-19 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	YES. I MEAN, CLEARLY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

doyouevenlift
2016-12-19 11:55 pm UTC (link)

Okay so he's Solomon's roommate and Solomon is gonna be the best of friends. Especially since he's super understanding and also patient.

Teo is a junior and a ribbonfin but also finds him fascinating from afar, but probably makes not an ounce of sense when he tries to articulate it. He does not actually lead great tho, so if any of that's left to Teo, they'd probably get lost in the woods, and Teo would be okay with it.

And chris would normally have no connection to him, but chris is actually in all of his clubs (two of those are new for chris, but he is playing Healer Beard in LARP now, and can totally be a bitchy healer who commentates every time this kid dies, he could be comical)

They might've bonded last year, if or when chris used him as his errant freshman, too? He might recruit this kid, even tho he's a sophomore, into wrapping the gift he's getting for rosy over break too because he's shit at wrapping. If so, this kid will know about all that geeky shit chris is about to give rosy. IF ANY OF THAT APPEALS TO YOU IDK

and olivia's a junior prefect coppertale and adores him bc she adores most people.

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suchaguppy
2016-12-20 06:30 am UTC (link)

YAY, FRIENDS. FRIENDS THAT ARE DUDES. And, yes. Please be patient. Also, thank you. Good lord.

Fascinating is cool though. I mean, Spock's into it. And, yeah. They'd die in the woods. Bash's survival skills extend to knowing where every deli in the tri-state area is.

Leaving his decaying carcass on the ground is a totally legitimate life choice, Chris. And, yes! He totally would have delivered shit. And would be way into the fine details of wrapping things. Like, "Dude, what kind of liking this girl are we talking about? You want some curlicue ribbon? Or are we talking one of those big ass, fuck-off bows? Because those things are the shit. Do you have good paper? You need good paper."

And this is because Olivia's perfect.

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	doyouevenlift 2016-12-21 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Teo's survival skills extend to being able to befriend most trees Chris is just gonna spend half of larp knelt by Sebastian's corpse, and questioning the kid's life choices. It won't even be helpful. And then he'll go to the same kid he mocked during larp and be like 'hey, wrap my shit, and deliver it to the only prefect more likely to make you cry than Ramirez' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

suchaguppy
2016-12-21 04:45 pm UTC (link)

Hey, if they happen to run into some Ents when they get hopelessly lost, they'll be totally fine. So that's always awesome.

Hey, questions are totally part of the betterment process. Leading to a deeper and more profound understanding of self. Or something. Y'know. Blah blah blah enlightenment blah blah. And he will salute nonetheless and trip over himself on the way to bring important shit to Lady Stoker, She Who Kneecaps Men.

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	doobwaa 2016-12-20 12:39 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea what he would think of Bianca. But hey! They overlap with things so they will know each other. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Dude, Bianca knows how to be chill. Show him. He wants to be chill SO BAD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doobwaa 2016-12-20 09:48 am UTC (link)
	She is more than willing to try to show him how to be chill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Teach him, Yoda. He's totally ready. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doobwaa 2016-12-20 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh she shall. When they are back at school together we should log them. Her being like jeeze chill... come have a smoke (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Bahaha. He'd be like I'M A PREFECT. I HAVE A BADGE. MY MOM WILL KNOW. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doobwaa 2016-12-20 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Lol. She says who cares take a chill pill and just relax a moment. (Reply to this) (Parent)

idfk
2016-12-20 04:41 am UTC (link)

UGH GOD HE'S SO PRECIOUS

levi will prooobabblyyy want to adopt him as his son??? maybe?? micah and, like... solo(maybe?) are also his "sons". which is his weird way of saying "I WILL TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING AND PROTECT YOU AND IGNORE YOUR FAULTS." and they're in LARP and OE together. but levi's also a troublemaker and seb's a prefect so idk??

MAGGIE THOUGH. maggie (

fensterln) is Mommy AF, which might be overbearing if seb's not into being mommed by girls who aren't his actual mom. and if he hates glitter... i have bad news for you, the ebonlady senior dorm is covered in glitter and she's partially responsible for that. ALSO, if he was a Courier last year, maybe he could've been one of her "spies"? which would've just equated to him running around and locating maggie's Head Girl girlfriend for her last year and reporting back with whatever details maggie requested. (where is she? what is she wearing? what color is it? would you say my dress color compliments hers? what style of makeup was she wearing? i don't want to twin with her.) basically a lot of this.

andddd i think ennis (

sheepishly) will like him by default just because ennis tries to get along with everyone. they're in gaming club together, but ennis mostly plays casey's tabletop game while he's there. we can just see how they interact in-game?

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suchaguppy
2016-12-20 06:39 am UTC (link)

PLEASE IGNORE ALL OF HIS FAULTS, LEVI. Though, there are a lot. He might actually disappear without his faults. Whoops. And he's probably really bad at Prefecting the upperclassmen. It probably just amounts to him looking really sad and stressed out and going 'C'mon, dude. Ms. Rhee's gonna look at me all stern and shit and I'm gonna cry. Stop?' And hoping for the best.

Bash definitely pretends that he doesn't want to be mommed by women, but let us all take a moment to be real with ourselves here - being mommed by women is legit ALL THAT HE KNOWS. He probably collapsed into a puddle of relief the second Maggie started telling him what to do. Ohgod, he had been so lost. He requires direction. And nattering. (He hates glitter because it is herpes, Maggie. You can't get rid of it. You think it is gone, but NOPE. It's STILL THERE. HOW. WHY.) And he'd be awesome at telling you about your girlfriend's makeup. He's probably worn half of the MAC counter.

Yes! We will see! Though Bash wouldn't like it if people were mean to Ennis. Cause, dude. Look. He's a noodle. And his hair looks like clouds. Leave him alone and let him live.

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	fillefidele 2016-12-20 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Ebonhide Sophomore Prefect? WELL LITTLE HUMAN DISASTER, HERE IS THE GAL TO SORT YOUR LIFE OUT. Plus y'know, Will is in classes with him and Dom is another prefect, but that's not important XD (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	He doesn't know whether he's excited or terrified. Excitified? Is that a thing? It should probably be a thing. Eh, whatever. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fillefidele 2016-12-20 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	IF SHE CAN GET FERRIS' ASS OUT OF BED SHE CAN SORT YOU OUT! XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	So many women have tried, Jo. SO VERY MANY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	orangepip 2016-12-20 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	Pippa is a sophomore! She'll be friendly. :) Irene is a housemate and fellow LARPer. I don't think she quite knows what to make of Sebastien? But at least his heart is in the right place... she thinks? Etta will know him from Outdoor Exploration and is probably amazed by how much he sucks at it. Aaaand Coralee doesn't have much overlap with him. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, Pippa! You adorable person, you. It is! It's totally in the right place. Several x-rays throughout the course of his life have unanimously confirmed this as a scientific fact. HE'S SO BAD AT IT. SO SO BAD. He's only there cause Kele asked. He has no place in the outdoors. At all. Ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unregrettable 2016-12-20 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	omg please tell me etta has had to save bash from nearly killing himself in OE at least once (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Probably at least once a day. Subway rats? No prob. Their names are Charlie and Horace. We had lunch together last Tuesday. Bug with more than six legs? OH GOD, IT TOUCHED ME. IT WANTS TO TAKE ME HOME AND WRAP ME IN BUG OOZE AND SLOWLY FEED ME TO ITS 7,000 CHILDREN. (Reply to this) (Parent)

vicpower
2016-12-20 01:57 pm UTC (link)

omg I love him, can I keep him forever??

Vic is the same year as him, and will probably o_O at him in general. Wow, hat's a lot of energy and wow. But brilliant and being able to take direction is good in her book, perhaps she can recruit him into helping with parts of her *plans*. She would at least be friendly! They are in a few classes together too.

Lach loves everyone, and he knows all about being earnest, and as he's also in LARP and Outdoor exploration and gaming, they should have some cross over!

An would know him from OE and thats about it. She would be friendly at the very least, because he's the same house/year as Kele who she loves way more than their distance cousinship really warrants heh. So friendly at least!!

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suchaguppy
2016-12-20 04:06 pm UTC (link)

You can! He is yours. Congratulations! It's a boy!

That's probably the safest and most accurate facial expression to choose, really. Even if he didn't want to help, he'd take one look at what they had planned and internally bust a gasket until he HAD TO FIX IT OMG, MOVE THAT OVER THERE WHY ARE YOU USING THAT WHEN YOU COULD USE THIS AND IT WOULD EXPLODE TEN TIMES BETTER. AUGH.

Also, Lach is a very sweet person in general. He's insanely likeable. It's amazing. How.

She would know him as the limpet hanging off of Kele's back at OE and generally crying about the outdoors, yes. That would be him.

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	reehobbs 2016-12-20 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Ree thinks he is prosh. Gabi is in LARP and wants friends ok ok. Saira welcomes him to the Twins Whose Twin Is Not Here club. Isaiah...doesn't really have an opinion here V.V (Reply to this) (Thread)

suchaguppy
2016-12-20 04:09 pm UTC (link)

He's a gigantic failure. It's okay. We all know this.

YES. You precious ray of sunshine and goodness. Let him tell you how lovely you are.

It's a weird club. Like - yay, individualism? But, dude. Where is the other half of my mental processes? Who is here to explain why I am the way I am? Ugh, no one gets why he looks like he's missing the second half of some thoughts.

That's okay. It's probably safer that way.

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	reehobbs 2016-12-20 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Ree thinks he's prosh anyway, though. That's part of his charm. Hahaha if he's Cannon Fodder and she's a healer, she wants to know if she can just heal him back to life constantly? yes? that's totes possible in larp right? >.> <.< (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	HE'LL TAKE IT. THANK YOU KINDLY, PRETTY LADY. Totally. Right? I mean, are there rules to this game? He just likes dying dramatically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reehobbs 2016-12-20 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	WELCOME KIDDO. (they're the same age. and yet: kiddo.) Then consider it settled that she follows him around healing him in game because people dying makes her sad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	He'll take that too. (Ree is wise. He is ... a guppy.) Yes, but it's also fun! And possibly a way for him to work through and process the trauma of almost losing his father at a young age to an accident beyond his control in a healthy and creative manner. Or, y'know, whatever it was his mom said. Mostly, the fun. He thinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reehobbs 2016-12-20 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, Gabi's dislike of people dying and refusal to make a character who isn't a healer pros has something to do with her dead mom sooo (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, children who need therapy playing murder-games. GOOD TIMES. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reehobbs 2016-12-20 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Murder games are the best therapy, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	suchaguppy 2016-12-20 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Totally legit and in the updated version of the DSM. (Reply to this) (Parent)