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Jesse McBride ([info]ijustknowit) wrote in [info]goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-16 13:10:00

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Entry tags:* random chatter, player: aleena

This is EXTREMELY irrelevant, but after I hit send I didn't want to be alone with it, so please enjoy this email I just sent to my professor.



Hey Dr. 🐝,

I submitted my assessment portfolio on Blackboard (kinda). I haven't finished the essay portion yet, but if I promise to make it super interesting maybe you can read it on your kindle while sipping hot cocoa in front of a Yule Tide fire tonight? Because I know grading assessment theory is exactly how you'd like to spend your holiday break. (Ha ha! ... please tell me you're laughing).

But, actually, in all seriousness, I wanted to thank you for being so patient with me this semester. Digging myself out of a post-break up slump, only to be dropkicked back into a post-election pit of despair has been a lesson in tenacity, if nothing else. I completely understand if noon is a hard deadline and I'll gratefully accept my grade without the essay portion. If that grade happens not to be passing, I'll see you in Secondary Assessments next semester. And by Jove, I'll be HAPPY about it.

In either case, I'll send you the essay portion by tonight. You can read it if you want or you can print it out, crumple it into a ball, and Dikembe Mutombo it as far away from you as possible. Either way!

Anywho, I should probably stop wasting my time trying to appease you with humor and get back to work. See ya around, Teach.

Best,
Colleen

P.S. - Please enjoy this very accurate depiction of the inside of my brain.

this is fine



You don't go to Gooseberry, Aleena! You can't behave this way!


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[info]sheepishly
2016-12-16 05:21 pm UTC (link)
"see ya around, teach" o hm y god

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-16 05:35 pm UTC (link)
This is the same teacher that I emailed saying I wasn't coming to class because Beyonce just released Lemonade last semester and he passed me, so I think it'll be okay.

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[info]laaurel
2016-12-16 05:22 pm UTC (link)
DUDE

I have to tell you I ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FEEL YOU AND YOU ARE NOT ALONE
i had to write SEVERAL emails re: please-help-me-not-fail and can-i-have-extra-credit and they became progressively more painful like
ugh

UGHH SCHOOL

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-16 05:36 pm UTC (link)
RIIIIIGHT?! This is like my 4th email, so I'm off the rails at this point.

And all my friends are posting they're like, "LAST DAY OF FINALS WOO!!!" posts on facebook and I'm like, "Unless you had to get extensions in all your classes and now you're clacking away like Scrooge McDuck while your family is drinking peppermint schnapps cocoa." FML

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[info]laaurel
2016-12-16 05:40 pm UTC (link)
yup. YUP. ;_; POWER THROUGH GIRL

this was hands down the worst quarter of grad shit so far. i repeatedly ask myself why i chose this.

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[info]rageahol
2016-12-16 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Doginfire.jpg = my life always

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-16 05:37 pm UTC (link)
It's like... a pretty chill way to live, I think. It's been going pretty well for me lately. I mean, I am accomplishing way less and rocking a bathrobe 80% more, but I haven't cried in a long time! So!

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-16 05:54 pm UTC (link)
my thoughts are as follows:

- omg please censor the B word it's the worst
- when you posted this i was in a meeting where we all complained about [REDACTED]! HIVEMIND?
- everything about your email is the best email in the world and i would totally give you the extension i hope dr. cecil gave you the extension, too.

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[info]ijustknowit
2016-12-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
He responded with this and no clear instructions on when I have to turn in my essay????

2016

But I think that means we're gucci??

You guys, help me find a good meme to respond with. I'm trying to buy myself an A with memes.

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[info]icovington
2016-12-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
i'm no help, but i saw that on facebook today and IMMEDIATELY shared it because i do in fact plan to do my makeup like that on january 1st just to dare 2017 to fuck with me.

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[info]glasshalfdoomed
2016-12-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
This is the literal best email I've ever read.

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[info]guthriegazette
2016-12-16 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Yasssss.

Also it's so nice to be treated like a normal human being when you're teaching, I'm sure your prof appreciates it!

(also post break up slumps are the worst, ughhh I feel you, you got this <3)

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[info]anadem
2016-12-16 07:19 pm UTC (link)
This is a beautiful and inspiring email.

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[info]extra_sweet
2016-12-16 08:23 pm UTC (link)
i love the shit out of this

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