Gays of Our Lives - AWZ Style

I did a little research after a conversation thread mentioning the perceived need for name tags, and found a web site where I can design custom "Hello, my name is" name tag stickers. YAY! I'm planning to get them made up before jetting off to New York (OMG A WEEK *FLAIL*), but before I do I'd like to hear the opinion of the Eskimo Whores!

I'm thinking of doing half and half:

"OH HAI! My name is"

and

"HELLO THAR! My name is"

What do you think? Any revisions? Any other ideas? I can change the color and was thinking of either pink or purple, which do you like? And how many should I have made of each?

*BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCE*Way too excited about this*BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCE*