Welcome! Everything is fine.

I thought I'd seen everything the last 5 times. No, wait, I think we're at 6 now. Maybe 7. Quite possibly even 8. I honestly can't remember. But I have to say this time is very different from the others.

It's National Shrimp Day, so I made Shrimp Cupcakes.

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They're chocolate with fudge centers, not shrimp flavored. Come and get them.

I'm so glad these are back to normal. I've never made so many typing errors in my life. It made Lois' spelling look perfect. I've decided to document my time here, the arrival process etc and how I coped, just in case it might be useful for any future arrivals. I'm not sure what else I can do around here. There doesn't seem to be a call for my particular skill set at present.

I'm dad before Kylo Ben and Froyo is...weird.

Why is everything so cold here?

Would you incested in bleating me for diner tonite?
Wee can glow wherever you wont.

What the hell happened? Lucifer, some woman named Janet told me you were here. I'm going to come fuck you.

Boned, now.

That too. Time for an expiration.

So... Anyone up for a game of Would You Rather?

Jamjar told me what this place is and said there were penises here I knew.

Does this mean Thrush won?

Donut usually drink. But this rum and cum is good. Rum and cock. C O K E.

Yikes.

Hell's balls, what the fuck is this place?
Can I blame Tony Stank?
And why is this damn thing marking weird shit?

>> So what's up, Poo?
>> Wanna eat me for dinner?

[Fail!Filter to Disco!Pike]

You need to come fuck me right now before this swearing thing goes away again.

Max's Homemade Cupcakes is now officially open for business so come on by and get your cupcake fucks on.

You definitely have an issue going on if I'm in some kind of heaven.

Er, Janet got me up to date - but this place still seems infinitely more good than bad.

Has Has anybody seen somebody called Hannibal Lecter here? Or Alana Bloom?

...Abigail?

What the kriff is a froyo?

Christopher, my salt and pepper padawan... You have learned everything that I can teach you about flying. Be free and soar like a majestic eagle.

For all others, I am now taking on new students. Prices are negotiable. I am 100% willing to work for cupcakes, piggyback rides, or whatever else you have to offer.

How possible is it to conjure up some horses and a ranch for some farm hicks? Has anybody seen any animals here?

I, uh... might need a hand. If someone has one available.

What up, skid marks.

There's going to be food trucks or whatever in the square tomorrow.