|
[ Thu Sep 16th/ 7:26pm ] |
WHO: Everyone invited to Brodie and Clara's wedding
WHAT: The reception!
WHEN: [Forward-dated] Saturday, September 18, 2028; evening
WHERE: Windsor
RATING/STATUS: It's a royal wedding reception, keep it PG-13!/In progress
( Read more... )
|
|
|
[ Thu Sep 16th/ 2:48pm ] |
Gossip Witches
It was stag party weekend for future prince Sir Brodie Lupin and we had spies everywhere who have plenty of stories to tell. It seems that all the royals and nobility showed up in Monaco to make sure that the soon to be prince had one last night of debauchery. Heading up the festivities was Lord Frank Longbottom who not only arranged the party, but spent most of the night with two half naked girls, who alternated in giving the host some very special favors. Though we do want to know why one girl was crying while giving him a lap dance.
Also in attendance was Lord Aiden Potter who left his pregnant wife at home to party and drink with the boys. He had several lovely ladies attention all night long until he disappeared into his hotel room in the wee hours of the morning.
Teddy Lupin brother of the groom and recent graduate of the Wizard Military Training programme, looked smashing in his uniform, and all the girls noticed. He had almost as much attention as his brother. We did wonder where girlfriend Princess Aurelie was? Or is she still in the picture? We couldn’t tell, though we doubt he’d get a better opportunity to social climb like his brother than with the bad girl princess.
The only two boys who seemed to be not willing to indulge the well paid ladies were Lord Aiden Black and King Honore. We don’t know what bug was up Lord Black’s backside, but we are just as afraid of Princess Lyra as the King is. Rumor is she’s taken over Monaco with an iron fist, and the King only attended because she was away with her sister.
And the man of honor? Well, after drinking half the bar, getting a dozen lap dances and other favors at the party, he stumbled upstairs about 4 with two drunken strippers and a waitress. I hope they were paid well to entertain him!
In other gossip news, we hear that Lady Kade’s new Maid of Honor, Orcastra Lestrange didn’t take the job just for the perks, but to escape her abusive brute of a brother, Maddox. The bruises on her arms and face seem to confirm he beat her within an inch of her life due to her decision.
Where, oh where is Lady Katee? Since being dragged out of the closet along with girlfriend Persephone Flint no one has seen her. We’ll offer a nice reward to anyone who can tell us where she has been, and we hope our source that said she tried to kill herself is wrong.
Why was Chaz Wagtail seen sneaking into the Italian compound where Princess Clara’s hen night was held? Is he doing double duty as a stripper now? Or are the rumors of his affair with the Princess true? Our money is on he’s broke thanks to his drug problems, and this was a little side job.
Is it a broken heart for the Queen of Sweden? We saw her beau Augustus Rookwood snogging a brunette last week.
And finally, we saved the best for last! What French Princess is sneaking off to Las Vegas to elope? We’ll tell you next week!
|
|
|
[ Sun Sep 12th/ 7:27pm ] |
who: open to the military group and families
what: graduation
when: backdated to sept 11th (because I fail)
where: the barracks
status: open and tag yourselves in
rating: keep it low
( Let me apologize for what I am about to say. )
|
|
|
[ Sat Sep 11th/ 11:35pm ] |
Who: Draco and Brodie
What: Meeting
When: Backdated to Wednesday
Rating: Low
Status: In Progress
( About my daughter )
|
|
