| Daily Prophet - January 16, 2007 |
[16 Jan 2014|07:29pm] |
Goblin Skirmishes Increase on Russian Border
After a relatively peaceful December, Russian authorities report there has been an increase in goblin attacks on Russian border crossing. The most recent violent attack comes on the heels of a raid on a suspected goblin terrorist encampment on January 10 where over 30 goblins were killed. Russia has also issued a ban on trading with any goblin controlled banks, after fears that they may be funding the attacks. (continued on page 5)
Welsh Nationalism on the Rise
Protests erupted in two Welsh cities yesterday over accusations that the English crown is ignoring the wellbeing of the Welsh people. “They haven’t even named Prince Harry the Prince of Wales! That’s tradition! We demand our own court,” cried one enthusiastic protestor. Protesters were dispersed outside of the palace in Cardiff after they began rioting and breaking windows. (continued on page 6)
Maternal Mortality Rates at an All Time Low
After pouring over twenty thousand galleons into research from the Crown, the Scottish Medical Association announced today at that in 2006, maternal mortality had declined to less than 10%. “Maternal Mortality is one of the leading killers of young women,” SMA Spokeswitch Carolyn Smythe said in a press conference today. “After losing our beloved Crown Princess, it is paramount that we put the health of young mothers first.” (continued on page 4)
Tensions on English Scottish Border as Evidence Mounts in King’s Assassination
A buildup of troops along the Scottish-English border has been attributed to the increasing tensions between the two countries after more evidence mounts that an English assassin was responsible for the late Scottish King’s death. Sources in the Royal Scottish Aurors tell the Daily Prophet exclusively that a poison originating in England’s Knockturn Ally was the culprit behind the assassination. (continued Page 3)
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