1)When I see a homeless person--like, you know a legit one, not a drunk asshole--I always buy them something to eat. I mean, I've got the money...
2)I'm terrified of needles. Might be the poking and prodding from those "doctor" appointments when I was a kid? I'm glad that whole Genome Project thing disbanded, because if I had to get poked with one more unnecessary needle, I would have flipped.
3)I wish my mom didn't have such shitty taste in men. I mean, I shouldn't wish it because then neither Amelia nor I would even exist, but I think she deserves better than she got. Also, I'm glad she hasn't been on a date in like... Five years. I got really sick of being called sport and getting footballs as gifts. Yeah. Whatever "champ" if you want to buy my affection you should buy some groceries. Take my mom someplace nice or something. Idiot.