Adam
Just before that moment, fortunately enough, he had finished recalling his gnome-and-local-drunk-man anecdote. Fortunate, because he wouldn't have wanted the first words Natalie heard from him that afternoon to be: "I'm not a fan of ugly lawn ornaments myself, but after the officer managed to wrestle it out of the guy's pants, it nailed the look of horrified confusion the rest of us were feeling."