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Hi QB Wes,
I'm glad you're older than 10. That is heartening news. Congratulations on the daily use of words like 'fuck' and 'ass.' You're almost a real adult. Just start incorporating 'goddamn,' 'bastard,' and 'dog-fucker,' and you'll get there. I just know it.
Football? Really? Well, it's nice to meet you electronically. I'll be honest with you though - I'm the opposite of a football player, minus the awesome athleticism and grace. Do you understand what musical theater mea And I know nothing about football. But, for you, I will look into this - so I'll back with you on that count. I hope that's alright.
I am expert enough on the other two questions to answer them without wiki searching. - First, the food is actually pretty okay, but I was raised on cafeteria food, so... But really, they have all kinds of options - for vegetarians, vegans, omnivores, carnivores, the two people still on Atkins, the whole lot. Second, being a roommate is also something I rather grew up with, but suffice it to say it can be a difficult adjustment. Depending on what school you apply for, some administer compatibility tests in an attempt to avoid the drama that so often befalls freshman dorms. But more likely, you'll just be lumped with someone and will have to hope for the best. My sage advice would be to communicate openly - be it in song, haiku, a movement piece, spoken word, surrealist art, what have you, so long as they can understand it.
Did you want information on any of the colleges or programs? I could win a Jeopardy episode with the stupid facts I know.