"Me?" His eyebrows shot up higher and he pointed to himself for emphasis, "I'm rude? I don't think so, you can't pin this on me now when you so obviously are the one with the guttee brain over here, making assumptions."
He picked up his mug and took another drink fom it, "I mean, I'm flattered, that a very sexy woman such as yourself is having these thoughts about me, obviously, but. I am the innocent party here."