"Well, shocking in a way. Not the way most people would find it shocking, anyways. I mean, I knew you were deep or whatever. It's hard not to, especially with the way you constantly undermine your dad. Poetry isn't a big surprise. I think people would be more surprised to learn you don't read it to get laid. Though, I'm sure it works well." She rubbed the back of her neck. "The David Bacchus has an emotional side."