"Champagne?" Calvin sighed and gave his sister a Look. She knew exactly how he felt about underage drinking, but it wasn't like his disapproval (or anyone else's) was going to do anything about it. Still... the thought of Ben and Charlie in her room alone with a bottle of champagne didn't really sit well with him. He would've gone over anyway - Ben and Charlie were two of his favorite people in the world, after all - but given that the two of them were hanging out with alcohol, he kind of wanted to get over there all the more quickly.
"Just call me the cootie police, then." Calvin said, slipping out of his room and walking down the hall to Charlie's bedroom. He gave Ben a smile as he entered Charlie's room, then plopped down on the bed. "Hey Ben. Charlie tells me you need a cootie monitor. Happy New Year, by the way."