Who: Mao and James. When: After Mao and Luke's little spat. Where: AIM. What: Bitching. Rating: FOUL LANGUAGE.
funkof40thousand (6:05:17 PM): James. halfbaked (6:05:21 PM): Mao. funkof40thousand (6:05:47 PM): So uhhhh.....I'm being stupid and I think you should tell me to stop being stupid. halfbaked (6:06:21 PM): Okay. Stop being stupid. halfbaked (6:06:36 PM): Why are you being stupid? funkof40thousand (6:06:45 PM): Hm. I don't think that worked. funkof40thousand (6:06:53 PM): Welllllll funkof40thousand (6:07:01 PM): I got into another fight with Lukas. halfbaked (6:07:07 PM): Shocker. funkof40thousand (6:07:18 PM): Yeaaaaah. halfbaked (6:07:22 PM): Same old? funkof40thousand (6:07:36 PM): Basically. funkof40thousand (6:07:52 PM): I don't think it helped that I stole his bike chain halfbaked (6:08:02 PM): ...? funkof40thousand (6:08:16 PM): But like, wtf else was I supposed to do? He woulda ran off otherwise! halfbaked (6:08:33 PM): So you tracked him down and cornered him, huh? funkof40thousand (6:08:42 PM): It didn't work out as planned. funkof40thousand (6:09:15 PM): He put on his bitch face and that was the end of any chance at a civil conversation halfbaked (6:09:33 PM): What happened? funkof40thousand (6:10:43 PM): So like I went to where he works to talk to him and like, saw his bike so I dunno I took off the chain halfbaked (6:11:04 PM): That's a little stalker-y but alright funkof40thousand (6:11:04 PM): and then anyway as soon as he sees me he starts with that fucking LOOK he gets on his face and being a total DICK funkof40thousand (6:11:12 PM): it is not! halfbaked (6:11:28 PM): tracking him down at work? a little. anyway. keep going funkof40thousand (6:11:50 PM): dude he'd never talk to me at school funkof40thousand (6:12:03 PM): and i tried to talk to him on the journals once and he never replied funkof40thousand (6:12:11 PM): how else was i supposed to talk to him? funkof40thousand (6:12:14 PM): ANYWAY funkof40thousand (6:12:17 PM): GOSH halfbaked (6:12:18 PM): he's an asshat what did you expect? funkof40thousand (6:12:47 PM): for hell to freeze over and he wouldnt be? halfbaked (6:12:57 PM): yeahhh funkof40thousand (6:13:40 PM): :[ lemme bitch, if i dont bitch to you then you'll hate me halfbaked (6:13:51 PM): i didn't say you couldn't bitch! funkof40thousand (6:14:31 PM): K THEN ANYWAY SO LIKE I SAID I STOLE HIS BIKE CHAIN AND HE CAME OUT ASSHOLEING IT UP RIGHT OFF THE BAT funkof40thousand (6:14:57 PM): and he started in right away accusing me of telling you about us being totally gay or whatever halfbaked (6:15:09 PM): so what excuse have you come up with? funkof40thousand (6:15:26 PM): that he is a fucking idiot halfbaked (6:15:46 PM): You should probably figure out something his tiny mind can wrap itself around. funkof40thousand (6:15:48 PM): because obviously you wouldnt have freaked out about me NOT TELLING YOU if I told you funkof40thousand (6:16:20 PM): his tiny mind can't wrap around shit, its all brittle as fuck and will shatter if it tries funkof40thousand (6:17:38 PM): so anyway, i didnt tell him about YOU specifically but i just implied that hes a fucking retard for not keeping in mind that this whole island is full of power packing people funkof40thousand (6:17:56 PM): and that anyone could have found out halfbaked (6:17:59 PM): he thinks he's the only one? funkof40thousand (6:18:02 PM): 'cause who knows what people got funkof40thousand (6:18:13 PM): well he knows about me funkof40thousand (6:18:20 PM): seeing how i kicked his ass and everything halfbaked (6:18:47 PM): But you didn't... tell him about me or Katie, right? funkof40thousand (6:18:52 PM): no way!! funkof40thousand (6:19:07 PM): you can fondle my clothes if you're suspicious man halfbaked (6:19:25 PM): Shut up. funkof40thousand (6:19:31 PM): but i warn you there was some crying involved so itd be really embarrassing halfbaked (6:19:36 PM): You cried? halfbaked (6:19:39 PM): Why? funkof40thousand (6:19:46 PM): NOT DURING MOSTLY funkof40thousand (6:19:51 PM): HE did a little halfbaked (6:20:01 PM): Seriously? funkof40thousand (6:20:07 PM): but by then i was telling him he was the worst thing that ever happened to me and stormed off funkof40thousand (6:20:28 PM): yeah, because i rubbed it in his nose that he wont get lizzie funkof40thousand (6:20:44 PM): fucking asshole is in love with her but gays it up on the side halfbaked (6:20:45 PM): Good for you, man. funkof40thousand (6:20:57 PM): wtf kind of life does he think he's aiming at? halfbaked (6:21:07 PM): I think he's too big of a dick to think about anything except himself. funkof40thousand (6:21:19 PM): being one of those middle aged guys in craigslist going to have gay hookups while his wife is at home taking care of the kids? halfbaked (6:22:06 PM): Hot. funkof40thousand (6:22:17 PM): gross you mean. funkof40thousand (6:22:55 PM): the fucker has such a victim complex its insane halfbaked (6:23:18 PM): true. halfbaked (6:23:46 PM): You should probably just punch him in the face without warning next time so it would be accurate for once funkof40thousand (6:23:54 PM): srsly funkof40thousand (6:24:19 PM): siiiigh funkof40thousand (6:24:28 PM): i wish i had a thing for girls who throw bricks funkof40thousand (6:24:31 PM): then life would be easy halfbaked (6:24:48 PM): Fuck you, man. That shit was expensive to fix funkof40thousand (6:25:24 PM): BUT WHAT PRAYTHEE IS THE COST OF A BROKEN HEART funkof40thousand (6:25:30 PM): hurrrrrrrrrr funkof40thousand (6:25:42 PM): you should have made her pay dude halfbaked (6:25:45 PM): you are so gay sometimes, dude funkof40thousand (6:25:56 PM): yeah, im realizing that funkof40thousand (6:26:00 PM): im realizing that it SUCKS halfbaked (6:26:08 PM): better gay than a fucking douchebag. funkof40thousand (6:26:19 PM): or a gay douchebag halfbaked (6:26:42 PM): Ha halfbaked (6:26:45 PM): Yeah. funkof40thousand (6:27:19 PM): he's such a fucking pussy, hes throwing these bitch fits but he never had the balls to make out with lizzie funkof40thousand (6:27:30 PM): so what is he complaining about? CALVIN has more balls than he does halfbaked (6:27:31 PM): so he kissed you and not her? halfbaked (6:27:37 PM): haha ouch dude funkof40thousand (6:27:41 PM): ITS TRUE funkof40thousand (6:27:54 PM): i mean, if hes so in love with this chick, then fucking go for it funkof40thousand (6:28:03 PM): if calvin can do that shit, why cant he? funkof40thousand (6:28:08 PM): no he has to fuck me over halfbaked (6:28:31 PM): Life is a bitch funkof40thousand (6:28:37 PM): it is. funkof40thousand (6:29:08 PM): do you know any not crazy girls who're free? funkof40thousand (6:29:20 PM): hehehe WHORE funkof40thousand (6:29:25 PM): whorefree halfbaked (6:29:30 PM): you're so dumb. halfbaked (6:29:33 PM): lizzie halfbaked (6:29:33 PM): ha funkof40thousand (6:29:34 PM): :[ find me some free whores funkof40thousand (6:29:36 PM): HA halfbaked (6:29:46 PM): I like her, though, actually. She's pretty nice. funkof40thousand (6:29:48 PM): no i think she sees me as a chick maybe, or a 12 year old funkof40thousand (6:30:11 PM): also i made out with the guy she likes(liked? she has more sense than i do) halfbaked (6:30:19 PM): valid point. halfbaked (6:31:12 PM): Hey so. Speaking of. halfbaked (6:31:23 PM): Remember how I joked about hooking up with Eleanor. halfbaked (6:31:24 PM): ? funkof40thousand (6:31:27 PM): oh god funkof40thousand (6:31:36 PM): i hope you are just tapping that and dont like her as a person halfbaked (6:31:58 PM): She's hot as hell, man. funkof40thousand (6:32:04 PM): well yeah funkof40thousand (6:32:09 PM): but a total raging bitch halfbaked (6:32:26 PM): She climbed up my balcony the other night. halfbaked (6:32:31 PM): In cut offs. funkof40thousand (6:32:38 PM): but thats MY balcony ;-; you whore halfbaked (6:32:39 PM): Fuck my life, man. She is unbelievably hot. halfbaked (6:32:58 PM): I kinda get a kick out of her bitchiness, though. funkof40thousand (6:33:13 PM): well did you tap it or what? halfbaked (6:33:22 PM): Define tap. funkof40thousand (6:33:37 PM): you fucked ellie? funkof40thousand (6:35:38 PM): :[ being asian sucks halfbaked (6:40:59 PM): Nah man. We're not fucking yet. funkof40thousand (6:41:36 PM): but you will 'cause i mean, who can resist your sexy ode du weed and latin flavah? halfbaked (6:41:53 PM): We'll see. halfbaked (6:41:59 PM): I know you don't like her. halfbaked (6:42:01 PM): Does it bug you? funkof40thousand (6:43:30 PM): I dunno. I mean, i'm with ya with the highfives if you fuck a chick that hot, but if like, you were hanging out all the time and idk she keeps acting like i am the biggest loser that ever lived then yeah I think I'll be bugged a little halfbaked (6:43:49 PM): She doesn't talk shit about you when I'm around if that means anything funkof40thousand (6:44:08 PM): She saves her shit talking for me directly halfbaked (6:44:11 PM): Come on, sweet pea, you know I won't ditch you. funkof40thousand (6:44:22 PM): Does you means it? halfbaked (6:45:41 PM): Of course sugarpie funkof40thousand (6:46:01 PM): I loves you. In the best bromancey way. halfbaked (6:46:12 PM): Yeah, yeah. funkof40thousand (6:56:34 PM): Does it bug you how I still stupidly have a thing for Luke? halfbaked (6:56:49 PM): A little, but I know you can't help that shit. You wouldn't if you could. funkof40thousand (6:57:00 PM): Exactly. funkof40thousand (6:57:19 PM): He hates me anyway, so whatever. halfbaked (6:57:40 PM): we'll find you another piece of ass. Don't worry funkof40thousand (6:58:07 PM): I leave myself in your capable hands halfbaked (6:58:19 PM): Ha halfbaked (7:12:30 PM): Hey, I've got to go. My mother is shrieking something at me funkof40thousand (7:12:44 PM): She needs a toke halfbaked (7:12:49 PM): Seriously, man, you have no idea funkof40thousand (7:12:52 PM): Haha funkof40thousand (7:12:58 PM): good luck halfbaked (7:13:04 PM): Thanks. See you tomorrow funkof40thousand (7:13:08 PM): see ya!