Mao Sakibou (ex_bigmaoth666) wrote in genome_project, @ 2010-06-16 19:33:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, james baker, june 2010, mao sakibou |
Who: Mao and James.
When: After Mao and Luke's little spat.
Where: AIM.
What: Bitching.
Rating: FOUL LANGUAGE.
funkof40thousand (6:05:17 PM): James.
halfbaked (6:05:21 PM): Mao.
funkof40thousand (6:05:47 PM): So uhhhh.....I'm being stupid and I think you should tell me to stop being stupid.
halfbaked (6:06:21 PM): Okay. Stop being stupid.
halfbaked (6:06:36 PM): Why are you being stupid?
funkof40thousand (6:06:45 PM): Hm. I don't think that worked.
funkof40thousand (6:06:53 PM): Welllllll
funkof40thousand (6:07:01 PM): I got into another fight with Lukas.
halfbaked (6:07:07 PM): Shocker.
funkof40thousand (6:07:18 PM): Yeaaaaah.
halfbaked (6:07:22 PM): Same old?
funkof40thousand (6:07:36 PM): Basically.
funkof40thousand (6:07:52 PM): I don't think it helped that I stole his bike chain
halfbaked (6:08:02 PM): ...?
funkof40thousand (6:08:16 PM): But like, wtf else was I supposed to do? He woulda ran off otherwise!
halfbaked (6:08:33 PM): So you tracked him down and cornered him, huh?
funkof40thousand (6:08:42 PM): It didn't work out as planned.
funkof40thousand (6:09:15 PM): He put on his bitch face and that was the end of any chance at a civil conversation
halfbaked (6:09:33 PM): What happened?
funkof40thousand (6:10:43 PM): So like I went to where he works to talk to him and like, saw his bike so I dunno I took off the chain
halfbaked (6:11:04 PM): That's a little stalker-y but alright
funkof40thousand (6:11:04 PM): and then anyway as soon as he sees me he starts with that fucking LOOK he gets on his face and being a total DICK
funkof40thousand (6:11:12 PM): it is not!
halfbaked (6:11:28 PM): tracking him down at work? a little. anyway. keep going
funkof40thousand (6:11:50 PM): dude he'd never talk to me at school
funkof40thousand (6:12:03 PM): and i tried to talk to him on the journals once and he never replied
funkof40thousand (6:12:11 PM): how else was i supposed to talk to him?
funkof40thousand (6:12:14 PM): ANYWAY
funkof40thousand (6:12:17 PM): GOSH
halfbaked (6:12:18 PM): he's an asshat what did you expect?
funkof40thousand (6:12:47 PM): for hell to freeze over and he wouldnt be?
halfbaked (6:12:57 PM): yeahhh
funkof40thousand (6:13:40 PM): :[ lemme bitch, if i dont bitch to you then you'll hate me
halfbaked (6:13:51 PM): i didn't say you couldn't bitch!
funkof40thousand (6:14:31 PM): K THEN ANYWAY SO LIKE I SAID I STOLE HIS BIKE CHAIN AND HE CAME OUT ASSHOLEING IT UP RIGHT OFF THE BAT
funkof40thousand (6:14:57 PM): and he started in right away accusing me of telling you about us being totally gay or whatever
halfbaked (6:15:09 PM): so what excuse have you come up with?
funkof40thousand (6:15:26 PM): that he is a fucking idiot
halfbaked (6:15:46 PM): You should probably figure out something his tiny mind can wrap itself around.
funkof40thousand (6:15:48 PM): because obviously you wouldnt have freaked out about me NOT TELLING YOU if I told you
funkof40thousand (6:16:20 PM): his tiny mind can't wrap around shit, its all brittle as fuck and will shatter if it tries
funkof40thousand (6:17:38 PM): so anyway, i didnt tell him about YOU specifically but i just implied that hes a fucking retard for not keeping in mind that this whole island is full of power packing people
funkof40thousand (6:17:56 PM): and that anyone could have found out
halfbaked (6:17:59 PM): he thinks he's the only one?
funkof40thousand (6:18:02 PM): 'cause who knows what people got
funkof40thousand (6:18:13 PM): well he knows about me
funkof40thousand (6:18:20 PM): seeing how i kicked his ass and everything
halfbaked (6:18:47 PM): But you didn't... tell him about me or Katie, right?
funkof40thousand (6:18:52 PM): no way!!
funkof40thousand (6:19:07 PM): you can fondle my clothes if you're suspicious man
halfbaked (6:19:25 PM): Shut up.
funkof40thousand (6:19:31 PM): but i warn you there was some crying involved so itd be really embarrassing
halfbaked (6:19:36 PM): You cried?
halfbaked (6:19:39 PM): Why?
funkof40thousand (6:19:46 PM): NOT DURING MOSTLY
funkof40thousand (6:19:51 PM): HE did a little
halfbaked (6:20:01 PM): Seriously?
funkof40thousand (6:20:07 PM): but by then i was telling him he was the worst thing that ever happened to me and stormed off
funkof40thousand (6:20:28 PM): yeah, because i rubbed it in his nose that he wont get lizzie
funkof40thousand (6:20:44 PM): fucking asshole is in love with her but gays it up on the side
halfbaked (6:20:45 PM): Good for you, man.
funkof40thousand (6:20:57 PM): wtf kind of life does he think he's aiming at?
halfbaked (6:21:07 PM): I think he's too big of a dick to think about anything except himself.
funkof40thousand (6:21:19 PM): being one of those middle aged guys in craigslist going to have gay hookups while his wife is at home taking care of the kids?
halfbaked (6:22:06 PM): Hot.
funkof40thousand (6:22:17 PM): gross you mean.
funkof40thousand (6:22:55 PM): the fucker has such a victim complex its insane
halfbaked (6:23:18 PM): true.
halfbaked (6:23:46 PM): You should probably just punch him in the face without warning next time so it would be accurate for once
funkof40thousand (6:23:54 PM): srsly
funkof40thousand (6:24:19 PM): siiiigh
funkof40thousand (6:24:28 PM): i wish i had a thing for girls who throw bricks
funkof40thousand (6:24:31 PM): then life would be easy
halfbaked (6:24:48 PM): Fuck you, man. That shit was expensive to fix
funkof40thousand (6:25:24 PM): BUT WHAT PRAYTHEE IS THE COST OF A BROKEN HEART
funkof40thousand (6:25:30 PM): hurrrrrrrrrr
funkof40thousand (6:25:42 PM): you should have made her pay dude
halfbaked (6:25:45 PM): you are so gay sometimes, dude
funkof40thousand (6:25:56 PM): yeah, im realizing that
funkof40thousand (6:26:00 PM): im realizing that it SUCKS
halfbaked (6:26:08 PM): better gay than a fucking douchebag.
funkof40thousand (6:26:19 PM): or a gay douchebag
halfbaked (6:26:42 PM): Ha
halfbaked (6:26:45 PM): Yeah.
funkof40thousand (6:27:19 PM): he's such a fucking pussy, hes throwing these bitch fits but he never had the balls to make out with lizzie
funkof40thousand (6:27:30 PM): so what is he complaining about? CALVIN has more balls than he does
halfbaked (6:27:31 PM): so he kissed you and not her?
halfbaked (6:27:37 PM): haha ouch dude
funkof40thousand (6:27:41 PM): ITS TRUE
funkof40thousand (6:27:54 PM): i mean, if hes so in love with this chick, then fucking go for it
funkof40thousand (6:28:03 PM): if calvin can do that shit, why cant he?
funkof40thousand (6:28:08 PM): no he has to fuck me over
halfbaked (6:28:31 PM): Life is a bitch
funkof40thousand (6:28:37 PM): it is.
funkof40thousand (6:29:08 PM): do you know any not crazy girls who're free?
funkof40thousand (6:29:20 PM): hehehe WHORE
funkof40thousand (6:29:25 PM): whorefree
halfbaked (6:29:30 PM): you're so dumb.
halfbaked (6:29:33 PM): lizzie
halfbaked (6:29:33 PM): ha
funkof40thousand (6:29:34 PM): :[ find me some free whores
funkof40thousand (6:29:36 PM): HA
halfbaked (6:29:46 PM): I like her, though, actually. She's pretty nice.
funkof40thousand (6:29:48 PM): no i think she sees me as a chick maybe, or a 12 year old
funkof40thousand (6:30:11 PM): also i made out with the guy she likes(liked? she has more sense than i do)
halfbaked (6:30:19 PM): valid point.
halfbaked (6:31:12 PM): Hey so. Speaking of.
halfbaked (6:31:23 PM): Remember how I joked about hooking up with Eleanor.
halfbaked (6:31:24 PM): ?
funkof40thousand (6:31:27 PM): oh god
funkof40thousand (6:31:36 PM): i hope you are just tapping that and dont like her as a person
halfbaked (6:31:58 PM): She's hot as hell, man.
funkof40thousand (6:32:04 PM): well yeah
funkof40thousand (6:32:09 PM): but a total raging bitch
halfbaked (6:32:26 PM): She climbed up my balcony the other night.
halfbaked (6:32:31 PM): In cut offs.
funkof40thousand (6:32:38 PM): but thats MY balcony ;-; you whore
halfbaked (6:32:39 PM): Fuck my life, man. She is unbelievably hot.
halfbaked (6:32:58 PM): I kinda get a kick out of her bitchiness, though.
funkof40thousand (6:33:13 PM): well did you tap it or what?
halfbaked (6:33:22 PM): Define tap.
funkof40thousand (6:33:37 PM): you fucked ellie?
funkof40thousand (6:35:38 PM): :[ being asian sucks
halfbaked (6:40:59 PM): Nah man. We're not fucking yet.
funkof40thousand (6:41:36 PM): but you will 'cause i mean, who can resist your sexy ode du weed and latin flavah?
halfbaked (6:41:53 PM): We'll see.
halfbaked (6:41:59 PM): I know you don't like her.
halfbaked (6:42:01 PM): Does it bug you?
funkof40thousand (6:43:30 PM): I dunno. I mean, i'm with ya with the highfives if you fuck a chick that hot, but if like, you were hanging out all the time and idk she keeps acting like i am the biggest loser that ever lived then yeah I think I'll be bugged a little
halfbaked (6:43:49 PM): She doesn't talk shit about you when I'm around if that means anything
funkof40thousand (6:44:08 PM): She saves her shit talking for me directly
halfbaked (6:44:11 PM): Come on, sweet pea, you know I won't ditch you.
funkof40thousand (6:44:22 PM): Does you means it?
halfbaked (6:45:41 PM): Of course sugarpie
funkof40thousand (6:46:01 PM): I loves you. In the best bromancey way.
halfbaked (6:46:12 PM): Yeah, yeah.
funkof40thousand (6:56:34 PM): Does it bug you how I still stupidly have a thing for Luke?
halfbaked (6:56:49 PM): A little, but I know you can't help that shit. You wouldn't if you could.
funkof40thousand (6:57:00 PM): Exactly.
funkof40thousand (6:57:19 PM): He hates me anyway, so whatever.
halfbaked (6:57:40 PM): we'll find you another piece of ass. Don't worry
funkof40thousand (6:58:07 PM): I leave myself in your capable hands
halfbaked (6:58:19 PM): Ha
halfbaked (7:12:30 PM): Hey, I've got to go. My mother is shrieking something at me
funkof40thousand (7:12:44 PM): She needs a toke
halfbaked (7:12:49 PM): Seriously, man, you have no idea
funkof40thousand (7:12:52 PM): Haha
funkof40thousand (7:12:58 PM): good luck
halfbaked (7:13:04 PM): Thanks. See you tomorrow
funkof40thousand (7:13:08 PM): see ya!