Jessi Made Me Do It (aka New Character)
Which is a lot like the Devil made me do it, only more Jessi-y.
SO! You know Phil, over there? You'll never guess, but he's got a clone. Doesn't look much like him, but he's a darn near genetic duplicate made by his dad during a dark time in his life. It's a sad story, shown here, but out of it came a friendly guy who now handles your computer systems. Clone IT Support!
Phil named him 'Pete'.
He's been around a whopping ELEVEN YEARS, so please! Get to know the guy! He's perfectly reasonable, incredibly intelligent, still a little dull (but he gets that genetically) and he fixes your computers when they crash.