What Do You Want On Your Tombstone? Old West: includes... slutty barmaids, gross-tasting whiskey, toothless drunks and nasty outhouses. There is a saloon of course, and a main street that a tumble weed rolls down every two minutes. The hitching post outside the saloon has some really nasty tempered horses of course, and there's a man who lurks around outside the saloon offering to measure you for a coffin, not to mentions Miss Kitty's where the price is right for a tickle in the hay. villains: Dane, Joan victims: Max Guthrie heroes: Eiko, Richard