>> so was i stood up last night for a prettier girl? >> i mean, i should've known >> you never call, you never write >> you just leave me here to pine away for you >> when will my werewolf return from the war? >> you know you're the only flea-bitten mongrel in my heart and you abuse me like this??? >> but churr lol eh m8 checking in to make sure you aren't road pizza >> because ^^^^you never CALL, you never WRITE >> anyway. checking in. what's the safe word?